has r/banter ever been outside walking along a trail in the woods when you start feeling a tingly in your body and you try and deduce where thingly weingly feeling is coming from and you look down and realize oh shit you have to pee pee so you release your willy from your pants to pee and a mosquito buzzing around lands on your willy and your like "hi mosquito how are you" and the mosquito responds its feeling fine before it bites your willy and the sensation feels really good that you cant hold back and you pee all over the place and because the mosquitos mouth is imbedded deep in your willy's shaft it stops drinking blood and gets filled with pee and it swells up to the size of a quarter and pops with great force into mosquito guts and pee which flies into your eyes and your temporarily blinded and stumble back into a bush and you start bleeding and look around and oh shit theres a tree stump up your pooper and and your body is screaming inside and your stomach is bulging because the tree tunk is that far in and you just realize a tree just impregnated your manwomb with its sap and your going to have a human tree baby in 9 months and your realyl scared but your also bleeding so you try to slide yourself off the tree cock stump but it catches on your anus and inverts your anus and as your sliding off the tree you look back and a trail of intestines is still stuck to the tree and attached to the insides of your bumhole and your like oh no and panic and try to run but the intestines are still stuck so you trip and full down and get eye fucked by a tree branch and it cums its tree sap all over your brain ???