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Ya know, /bant/, it hurts that you guys just think of me as some gun-toting lunkhead trying to relive his video game glory days by spouting cheesy one liners. "Blow it out your ass" this and "balls of steel" that... Is that really all I'm good for? Ya know, I've got a brain to go along with this massive, chiseled physique. How about a meme where I'm, I dunno, quoting some egghead scientist or explaining the difference between a 1970 Challenger and a Barracuda? Now there was a car! Bahama yellow with a 440ci six-barrel Super Commando Six Pak... you kiddin' me? Total chick magnet. Now where was i?