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>be californian
>getting woken up by niggers blasting rap music
>eat left over in n out for breakfast
>smoke a blunt
>go outside in 110 degree heat
>drive to college in a nissan untima
>trump protest breaks out on campus
>get stabbed by crazy antifa
>push her off but accidentally touch her breast
>get reported for sexual assult
>get expelled
>latina gf breaks up with you
>die in wildfire
>getting woken up by niggers blasting rap music
>eat left over in n out for breakfast
>smoke a blunt
>go outside in 110 degree heat
>drive to college in a nissan untima
>trump protest breaks out on campus
>get stabbed by crazy antifa
>push her off but accidentally touch her breast
>get reported for sexual assult
>get expelled
>latina gf breaks up with you
>die in wildfire