>>5816151Not a problem frog-friend. For once there is something on 4chan I am familiar with.
>>5816157DO NOT do this.
Contrary to popular belief, dogs are trained on one scent, and one scent only. The dogs that you will most likely encounter will be anti-terror dogs if anything at all.
I was once sitting in a parking lot smoking with some acquaintances of the ethnic variety when two cop cars pulled up on us.
Same old American shtick, they pull us out, cuff us, and have us all sit on the curb.
One by one they pull us aside, and give us the american cop treatment
>Easy way or hard way bud>Your friends told me everything>If you are honest this will be easier for you>Weed is nbd bro, just tell usOf course, I play stupid (knowing there is weed in my car)
>"Alright guy, last chance and we call in for dogs"So I told them to call the dogs.
And they did.
The dogs jumped up in the car
(At this point I think im fucked, but play it cool, acting a bit irritated, first tried to joke, but cops don't like jokes here)
Well, they find nothing, and let me go.
I'm thinking, "what the fuck, how did they not find the weed?"
I believe the dog meme so much, that I honestly thought that maybe they just took the weed and threw it away or something (they had carted off an ethnic friend for an unrelated matter).
Well, next day, I'm driving to school, I am fiending for a cigarette badly, I am very frustrated.
I am thinking of the cops, and I get pretty mad, I throw open the cigarette case to double check for a cigarette that I know is not there.
And there was my weed.
I had forgotten that I had put it there.
And it was on the seat the whole time.
