>>582017Never, no immediate plans.
Nice pic though.
>>582450Serious real advice, disclaimer I am a virgin but this is actually just obvious, it's a math problem.
Okay so you make yourself look as "good" as you can or whatever, I don't care, this part is just a multiplier.
Then you go on a vacation to some city you'll never visit again and once there you change your look a little more, change your hair, wear sunglasses, whatever, just to be safe. Fairly distant but still somewhere you speak the language, unless you're going for that "mysterious" tourist vibe but in that case go to a non-tourist foreign city.
Okay so what you do is pick a girl who's realistically about as attractive to men as you are to women, in a bar or cafe or whatever, and go talk to her. If she's with other women talk to her anyways. This part is humiliating and difficult. Then you get her number or maybe it's a disaster and they laugh at or taunt you. So you do this in other place a few dozen times and if there are no takers, maybe you misestimated or are just too autistic, so lower your standards in women and also maybe go to less reputable establishments. Eventually you get a number or you get a girl to come back to your hotel room to fuck you, either way, doesn't matter. Call her and try to hook up two days say after you get the number if you get the number.
After spending money traveling places and buying drinks for women you eventually will make some fuck. Don't know what to say? Try out shitty one-liners or pure trial and error. There are much better ways to get laid but this method doesn't require you to have anything but some money and the balls to embarrass yourself in front of strangers repeatedly. Like you literally could do this with an IQ of 90.
The main problem is that you may find out, either in the process or too late, that what you really wanted all along was love and a trusting intimate long-term relationship.
