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>be me average gopnik
>be in ukraine
>see soldier from ukraine
>”пpивeт, хoчeшь ли ты вoдки” i a true gopnik ask him.
>the man says “тpaхaть тeбя фeйкep”
>mfw we go into the game Mortal Slavbat.
>i pick vladimer lenin
>he picks joseph stalin
>he picks the one with the most western first name.. hmm.avi
>the match starts i do my leninism combo (smash vodka on head of enemy, dance, drink the vodka of the head of the enemy then squat then get up then punch enemy with vodka power into wall.)
>round one over.
>i have lost most of my slav power and have no vodka left..
>stalin / soldier sends all of the 20 million people he killed raining down on me which made me crash down into the gulag below us. It was a location with a boss (stalin) who nobody could find.. except me.. when i realised that i did my ultimate attack, which unleashes a follower called the Babushka which is the strongest follower which is super rare
>it and i killed stalin in minutes then time froze..
>Lenin came and awarded me with a book omni slavimium and the strongest set of armour called The Slavian and the strongest sword called the SlavSword the book leveled me to level 999 (slav overlord) and give me 100 in all skills.
>then it sounded like americians were dropping the bombs..
>then i went into my bed, teleported really.
>mfw
>be in ukraine
>see soldier from ukraine
>”пpивeт, хoчeшь ли ты вoдки” i a true gopnik ask him.
>the man says “тpaхaть тeбя фeйкep”
>mfw we go into the game Mortal Slavbat.
>i pick vladimer lenin
>he picks joseph stalin
>he picks the one with the most western first name.. hmm.avi
>the match starts i do my leninism combo (smash vodka on head of enemy, dance, drink the vodka of the head of the enemy then squat then get up then punch enemy with vodka power into wall.)
>round one over.
>i have lost most of my slav power and have no vodka left..
>stalin / soldier sends all of the 20 million people he killed raining down on me which made me crash down into the gulag below us. It was a location with a boss (stalin) who nobody could find.. except me.. when i realised that i did my ultimate attack, which unleashes a follower called the Babushka which is the strongest follower which is super rare
>it and i killed stalin in minutes then time froze..
>Lenin came and awarded me with a book omni slavimium and the strongest set of armour called The Slavian and the strongest sword called the SlavSword the book leveled me to level 999 (slav overlord) and give me 100 in all skills.
>then it sounded like americians were dropping the bombs..
>then i went into my bed, teleported really.
>mfw
