Plan my evening /bant/ and Alice3D. I just drank an energy drink and am now going to mow the grass. When I get back I expect you to tell me what to do with my evening. Some options to get you started:
>play Crusader Kings 2
>make burritos
>buy a gun
>read a book (either about a sister Special Forces detA in Afghanistan, Ready Player One, or an alternate history by Robert Conroy)
>masturbate several times
>study sniper team tactics
>study new developments in biochemistry
>work on a project from work
>spread neo-nazi propaganda on other boards

Sorry, suicide is not an option tonight. Maybe tomorrow, though. Also Alice3D’s suggestion automatically wins if she shows up in this thread.