i will literally never use the metric system. i don't care if the rest of the nation converts, i'll be like that jap that never stopped fighting world war two. my children will be the same, and their children after them. i want my entire posterity to know the immeasurable smugness i feel when some irrelevant eastern yurofag who's never even dreamed of orbiting earth, much less another planet, bitches about our "backwards" mathematical system. you third worlders will never know the pleasure of making impotent krauts kowtow to the superior system of measure by demanding they convert their posts to imperial units. for just a taste of how it feels to be an american, start using US customary in your everyday and laugh as your countrymen get pissed beyond reasonable measure.