I fucking hate Kyle.
>fucking jewfro jewish ginger fuck
>ruins every single episode by being a goody two shoes bitch or by being a shitty moralfag
>tard rages when things don't go exactly his way
>ends up falling for some retarded meme every single fucking episode with no consequences
>can never plan out intricate schemes
>brainlet
>is never happy or satisfied with anything
>closet narcissist
>always finds a way to shift blame on others
>pretends to learn some lesson at the end of each episode, goes right back to being a retard
>well liked by classmates despite being literal bread and water of the show
>holds no comedic value in series, literally only there to find a way to fuck up and create a plotline
>never comes up with his own ideas, yet has a problem with everything eric does
>never even attempts to solve problems, just sits there like a bitch until someone else does something
>normlord of show, no interesting qualities
I hate him so fucking much. He could probably be completely gone in season 22 and nobody would give half a shit. All he can do is stand there like a retard and wait for something to bitch about.
At least Eric regularly comes up with ways to solve his problems, even if it isn't completely morally correct. At least Kenny has a prop-like charm to him and can be amusing at times. Stan isn't much better than Kyle but at least he doesn't have a fucking issue with everything and is at the very least a likable character.
Kyle is just pure shit polished up to be some "regular kid" who's self centered and boring. I can't stand him and regularly skip parts of episodes that exclusively feature him because they always hold nearly no comedic, emotional, or intellectual value. I wouldn't even mind if Craig took his place.
Fuck Kyle.