ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@guacman
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
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http://drgchan.ddns.net/583961 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
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nickname@blessed
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>Implying you can stop Jeb
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YEB! nickname@Kota
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Yeb is an evil that many can not contain.
tank
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>>584004 Times up let's do this
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This is for the fallen!
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The guaca is dangerous be careful.
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>>584004 Guac man surely is a dangerous foe!
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>>583961 holy shit i remember this thread from /b/ years ago, and i think one of my suggestions got implemented
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A timed strike!
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I've been looking everywhere for this image! AND STRIKE
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>>584069 oh wait apparently i got a 69 so everyone comes back to life
>>584004 i'll try to heal you again
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>>584080 oh wait derp that was pointless
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>>584083 how much hp do I have? did i died?
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rolling for dragonborn class. i leave thread if im not a dragonborn
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The sky will weeps for the glorious destruction of the YEB
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summoning giant enemy crab
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>>584092 wait we need you, healer death knight
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JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
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>>584090 There isn't any health system, you're either dead or alive, no in between. If you roll sub 11 your die
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>>584114 oh for some reason i thought you had replied to me with that post, and it was supposed to be jeb attacking me
sorry im tired as shit
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Returning to fight!
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HERE WE ARE AGAIN!! nickname@rerereerereree
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im here to help boyos
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>>583961 Nickname@Tater Salas
Yall ready for this?
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Swing swing swing chop chop chop thrust thrust thrust kick kick kick
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Tater dropped salad is a healer, so hit me up when you die I cast fireaga cause I assume I'm also a mage Fuck you please clap guac man
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i guess a death knight will do
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>wifi restarts every minute >can maintain role fuckme
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Three fallen, no more avenges available!
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>>584173 You a healer too baby. Philippines got the healer GAME
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Barf in a pantry attack!
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I cast flatulence
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going for luck!
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kick in the nut
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nickname@rerere
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unacceptableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>584194 You are correct I didn't see the slash
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nickname@freshido
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Hammock tangle swing of death doom with a slice.
>>584201 Avenging these noble souls!
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I really want to be a bard :(
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My attacks are ineffective! Time for millennial head in a cellphone attack!
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>>584247 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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summoning the mighty fedora
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Twin Strike even though I have one sword!
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tfw oneitis is a lesbian all along
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I attack the guac, with corn chip fusion
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summon@imp my ever-restarting connection makes me role-changing creature
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>>584258 still got a looootta fighting breh
somebody please die so i can use my power
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cuts off my own arm
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>>584261 I throw the Canadian at the guacman
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as a ranger, i think i shoot a lot of arrows or something
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wait i havent had my coffee yet. no one talk to me pls
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Kentucky fried chicken A pizza hut
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>>584302 >>584304 >>584310 Avenge with my head after being thrown!
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>>584310 Fuck I'm dead.
other healers help me
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brb, summoning hackerman to fight
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>>584369 My nigger. You rezzd everyone
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I begin to eat the guac man
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rollin for 400. feeling risky
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tfw not american
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ive fallin i nlove
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>>584401 >>584403 Avenge with Rend Weapon!!
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>>584403 rip friend, you shall be avenged!
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>>584403 Rise and fight again my brother
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woah mama thats a spicy memeball
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I should never rez the death knight, right?
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anyone remember this boss?
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-sits down and calls up gw to laugh at Jeb with him- Please clap, who does that lmao
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to the rescue! for frodo!
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I flip off Jeb and tell gw to bring some cocaine and hookers
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I tell gw he was the goat prez
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who wants to shoot for the risky 500?
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:09:43 No. 584496 Report Quoted By:
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pls dont bully in this thread mr. phillipines :^)
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another funny thread from /r9k/
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:10:49 No. 584516 Report Anonymous
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>>584508 Revive the fallen for max damage
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:11:09 No. 584522 Report Quoted By:
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>>584508 Avenge dear Blessed!
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:11:45 No. 584529 Report Quoted By:
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>>584516 Thank you my friend.
I throw sand into the guac man's pussy
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>>584508 revive to make me top reviver
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jeff foxworthy did nothing wrong
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must... keep... hitting
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:12:30 No. 584544 Report Quoted By:
*deports guacmans family*
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:13:01 No. 584551 Report Quoted By:
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Some strange swipes that weren't learn in knight school!
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>>584534 I revived him first but it didn't go through
Fucker lol
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:13:20 No. 584561 Report Quoted By:
KEEP GOING
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we must learn karate so we may never use it
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:13:43 No. 584567 Report 69 geto
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:14:00 No. 584570 Report Quoted By:
get
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oh wait this whole time i thought dubs was revive, but it's just even #
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>>584552 i didn't know we had the M EME QUWENEEN here
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fucking give me sleeping pills
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>>584567 Kill the guac eat the guac
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>>584567 no, don't revive the death knight
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go away mr. guac!
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:14:55 No. 584618 Report Quoted By:
guac
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Swipe a swing!
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:15:20 No. 584625 Report Quoted By:
>>584614 apologies gentlesir
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ANIME gave me DIABETE
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careful, he's going to become enraged soon
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Some weird clumsy blow off the top of a tree while wearing spiderman pajamas!
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>>584623 Soon he shall be aggro from under 20 percent. STay vigil aND watch the page
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:16:22 No. 584636 Report Quoted By:
>>584629 heh, he looks mad
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Attacks with Swordchucks!!
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Nickname@redditor
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:16:59 No. 584645 Report Quoted By:
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Attack that is almost evil, but not really because I'm a knight.
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Whip him. Whip the piss right out of him
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Nickname@Rydia
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last concert be4 clubpenguin was shut down a few minutes later
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:17:46 No. 584655 Report Quoted By:
let the bodies hit the floor
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Spray Handsanitizer in Eye Attack!
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Summon coldpeel
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:18:35 No. 584672 Report Quoted By:
let the bodies hit the flooor
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>>584660 -begins to wash guac off hand furiously in the friendly fire -
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have you ever hated a person for no reason at all? i have. he's pic related
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:19:02 No. 584682 Report let the bodies hit the flooooooooooor
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Spankadoodle with a noodle attack!!
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how is ranger damage calculateD?
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>>584494 i have the autistism
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>>584682 Play selo's accelerando please
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:19:49 No. 584697 Report Quoted By:
>>584685 just keep rollin dem 5s
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risky rollerno
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>>584701 >>584705 >>584707 >>584708 >>584709 Attack while ignoring information about Bard College!!
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>>584701 Revive
>>584705 Also revival
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:22:12 No. 584775 Report Quoted By:
>>584695 *plays dubstep version*
HE'S ENRAGED???!
>>584716 >>584717 >>584709 Anonymous
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It's personell guacman
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:22:53 No. 584790 Report Quoted By:
SUCCCC
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>>584781 I dun kill the shitty version of prey bish
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>>584781 Yay! he is gone! Congrats!
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:23:34 No. 584803 Report >>584781 ay, congrats my fair brother at arms. huzzah huzzah indeed.
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guacman has finally been purged!
>>584781 nice one champ
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>>584781 n1
good fight guys
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>>584798 >>584803 >>584805 Couldn't have done it without yall
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gayjazzfreestylesingerbard ID:ehoHHzC8 Fri 19 May 2017 09:24:58 No. 584824 Report Quoted By:
>>584804 >>584803 >>584798 >>584796 >>584794 >>584793 REEE REE REEE
WARNING: ALERT
WARNING : ALERT
MONSTER APPROACHING MONSTER APPROACHING
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