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Anonymous ID:sSHyb0Kp Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:25:26 No.5841697 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5841706 >>5841709 >>5841717 >>5842257

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
https://www.promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
https://pastebin.com/JnS5Qy2Q
https://pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) https://publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: https://pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>WHVideo: Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania visit the bongs 7/13/18
https://youtu.be/z3KMXAy8KL8
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in Scotland 7/13/18
https://youtu.be/GdaPlq3L2Ko
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania meet w/Bong Queen Liz 7/13/18
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448402-1/
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Chicago IL 7/13/18
https://youtu.be/r4njnKwoKQA
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis remarks en route to Oslo 7/13/18
https://www.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/613407/
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on South Sudan 7/13/18
https://youtu.be/pUKN59Bvjfk
>Army Officials Announce New Army Command 7/13/18
https://www.defense.gov/Videos/videoid/613367/
>DNI Coats @Hudson Institute 7/13/18
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448386-1/
>DepAG Rosenstein on muh russian indictments 7/13/18
https://youtu.be/vbdzZttNMXM
>This Week @State 7/13/18
https://youtu.be/JZLalMDXI0s
>Pres Trump/British PM May joint presser 7/13/18
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448378-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/UK PM May 7/13/18
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448376-1/
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448377-1/
>Pres Trump departs Chequers 7/13/18
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448378-101/
>FLotUS Melania w/children/vets @Royal Hospital Chelsea 7/13/18
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448403-1/
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448403-101/
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448403-102/
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Welcome Ceremony in Blenheim Palace 7/12/18
https://www.c-span.org/video/?448330-1/

OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:luO9E43E Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:26:29 No.5841705 Report

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What are you doing?

Akarana

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Akarana ID:ouoNTiqY Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:26:38 No.5841706 Report

Quoted By: >>5841716 >>5841727

>>5841697
Heil mein President.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:81r1ZnDd Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:26:53 No.5841709 Report

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>>5841697
two things I'll say
1. You're probably not white
2. He's no different from the past presidents

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:l7RiS0e+ Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:27:16 No.5841714 Report

Quoted By: >>5841725

Summoning rageleaf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:81r1ZnDd Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:27:28 No.5841716 Report

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>>5841706
neocons are Nazis?
cool never knew that

μ !54RzydWNLc

μ !54RzydWNLc ID:o/f0poZC Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:27:38 No.5841717 Report

Quoted By: >>5841740

>>5841697
>>>/pol/and
filthy brazilian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:luO9E43E Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:28:52 No.5841725 Report

Quoted By: >>5841744

>>5841714
If you mean me, I'm here. This is just some stupid prank, right? Did they get kicked off of /pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lPLxZb4l Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:29:11 No.5841727 Report

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>>5841706
you can have him free of charge AUS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1nv5dFjb Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:29:32 No.5841731 Report

Quoted By: >>5841744

Did seriously /pol/ stopped caring about this general and threw it into /bant/?

>Perfect

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:sSHyb0Kp Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:30:32 No.5841740 Report

Quoted By: >>5841762 >>5841765

>>5841717
I'm banned from pol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:luO9E43E Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:30:52 No.5841744 Report

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>>5841725
>>5841731
No, no they didn't
>>>/pol/178767919

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lPLxZb4l Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:32:56 No.5841762 Report

Quoted By: >>5841772 >>5842191 >>5843353

>>5841740
how edge did you fucking get to get banned from >>>/pol/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSHyb0Kp Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:33:06 No.5841765 Report

Quoted By: >>5841784 >>5841815 >>5841826 >>5841866 >>5842155 >>5842444

>>5841740
for posting this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f9pjm_XCvk

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lPLxZb4l Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:33:28 No.5841772 Report

Quoted By:

>>5841762
*edgy
can't spell for shit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1nv5dFjb Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:34:34 No.5841784 Report

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>>5841765
Based brazil

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:7+xnRrj2 Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:38:37 No.5841815 Report

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>>5841765
do this dumb shit on /b/ retard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lPLxZb4l Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:40:54 No.5841826 Report

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>>5841765
that's pretty fucking tame imo lol
leave it up to >>>/pol/ to act like special snowflakes and get triggered

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:luO9E43E Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:45:42 No.5841863 Report

Quoted By: >>5841866 >>5841873 >>5841956

do you have this in copypasta form?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:luO9E43E Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:46:15 No.5841866 Report

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>>5841765
>>5841863

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:7+xnRrj2 Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:47:59 No.5841873 Report

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>>5841863
I have this until he responds

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:7+xnRrj2 Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:48:15 No.5841875 Report

Quoted By: >>5841906 >>5842434

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:luO9E43E Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:51:07 No.5841906 Report

Quoted By: >>5841945

>>5841875
Yeah alright, that's pretty good.

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:7+xnRrj2 Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:55:38 No.5841945 Report

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>>5841906
it's exactly 2000 characters too, you can't write anything else

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSHyb0Kp Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:56:18 No.5841956 Report

Quoted By: >>5841963 >>5841980

>>5841863
I copied from the police ptg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSHyb0Kp Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:56:56 No.5841963 Report

Quoted By:

>>5841956
pol ptg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:luO9E43E Sun 15 Jul 2018 01:58:27 No.5841980 Report

Quoted By: >>5842037

>>5841956
No, I want the shit the girl says in the video as a copypasta

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KFoPJm7o Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:03:05 No.5842011 Report

Quoted By: >>5842081

trump

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSHyb0Kp Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:06:05 No.5842037 Report

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>>5841980
I don't, you'd have to type it out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sSHyb0Kp Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:12:06 No.5842081 Report

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>>5842011
is /ourguy/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GOwyiEEj Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:22:32 No.5842155 Report

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>>5841765
How does this get you banned? It's just a funny video, albeit not related to politics

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xygqpYb1 Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:28:16 No.5842191 Report

Quoted By: >>5842205 >>5842352

>>5841762
I once got a seven day ban from /pol/ for excessive racism.

!RdRealNIGA

!RdRealNIGA ID:7+xnRrj2 Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:29:17 No.5842205 Report

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>>5842191
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CICxFh9k Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:34:58 No.5842257 Report

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>>5841697
ptg is a bant general now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yopwzzrj Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:46:34 No.5842352 Report

Quoted By:

>>5842191
what counts as excessive racism?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2uq9bMII Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:58:35 No.5842434 Report

Quoted By:

>>5841875
MAGA

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yopwzzrj Sun 15 Jul 2018 02:59:43 No.5842444 Report

Quoted By:

>>5841765
you are a manlet beta weak wizard
>tfw under 6 foot
>tfw no gf
>tfw living on mommy's basement
you know what? you're a neet, and I don't date neets, I don't talk to neets even
I dont talk to beta losers like you

and I got tired

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Anonymous ID:aIEe058Q Sun 15 Jul 2018 04:44:14 No.5843353 Report

Quoted By: >>5843677

>>5841762
I hope mods die of cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yopwzzrj Sun 15 Jul 2018 05:31:42 No.5843677 Report

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>>5843353
this

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