You're walking through the forest at night smoking weed with your friend when you find yourself caught in a sticky net. "What the fuck is this shit?" you ask, but turn to see your friend sprinting away like a pussy faggot. What is he running from? You look around and see six gleaming red eyes glaring at you from the shadows. The being steps forward into the moonlight and you see that it has the upper body of a woman with a spider's lower body. You come to the realization that you've been trapped by one of those legendary spidergirls that have infested your region as of late...

What will you do?

A. Scream and try to escape.
B. Accept your fate, you wanted to die anyway.
C. Say something to the spoodergril: ______________