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> prepare for flight
> upgrade seats online
> go to airport early
> go to the gate
> wait for boarding for an extra hour
> plane has technical difficulties
> take off late
> land in Seattle
> connecting flight to Amsterdam
> boarding has already started
> gate is on other side of airport
> run like crazy for 20 mins
> vagina starts itching so slow down
> arrive at gate
> actally still boarding
> wait for 30 minutes
> learn you will not fly via Amsterdam
> you have been moved to London plane
> no apparent reason
> London plane is different airline
> staff says it will be home faster
> say you paid for premium seating
> get promise of very good seating
> wait for another 1 hour
> find out plane will be home 6,0 hours later
> go to the plane
> find out seating is super shity
> plane is full, no options to behave
> shoulder doesn't feel comfortable
> take off
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> upgrade seats online
> go to airport early
> go to the gate
> wait for boarding for an extra hour
> plane has technical difficulties
> take off late
> land in Seattle
> connecting flight to Amsterdam
> boarding has already started
> gate is on other side of airport
> run like crazy for 20 mins
> vagina starts itching so slow down
> arrive at gate
> actally still boarding
> wait for 30 minutes
> learn you will not fly via Amsterdam
> you have been moved to London plane
> no apparent reason
> London plane is different airline
> staff says it will be home faster
> say you paid for premium seating
> get promise of very good seating
> wait for another 1 hour
> find out plane will be home 6,0 hours later
> go to the plane
> find out seating is super shity
> plane is full, no options to behave
> shoulder doesn't feel comfortable
> take off
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