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Anonymous ID:77RniBGo Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:39:43 No.5847763 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5847777 >>5847784 >>5847799 >>5848114

ITT: You get one wish, but the poster below you says whatever goes wrong with it. Eg: Someone wishes for ice cream, and the Anon below says "But it has poison in it"

Fake-Kobe

Fake-Kobe ID:UZ5LcVOZ Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:41:14 No.5847777 Report

Quoted By: >>5847793 >>5847795 >>5847810

>>5847763
I want perfect gf

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nUPBEXmA Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:41:50 No.5847783 Report

Quoted By: >>5847807 >>5847810

I wish OP could kill himself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mqlhk3i3 Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:41:54 No.5847784 Report

Quoted By: >>5847791 >>5847810

>>5847763
I wish for finland to be rangebanned

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zz8lQq20 Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:42:32 No.5847791 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847784
they ban a britbong instead

Fake-Kobe

Fake-Kobe ID:UZ5LcVOZ Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:42:54 No.5847793 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847777
And i got quad too, what a beautiful shitty day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nUPBEXmA Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:42:59 No.5847795 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847777
But she gets to cuck you with a big black bull once a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mpZpvJsw Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:43:53 No.5847799 Report

Quoted By: >>5847807 >>5847810

>>5847763
I wish to be an immortal loli

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KwhGJzyO Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:44:07 No.5847801 Report

Quoted By: >>5847805 >>5847807 >>5847809

i wish for the perfect drug

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nUPBEXmA Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:44:55 No.5847805 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847801
But it’s lethal to Aussies

Fake-Kobe

Fake-Kobe ID:UZ5LcVOZ Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:45:04 No.5847807 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847801
But it kills you
>>5847799
But you will get followed around by pedo
>>5847783
But is stupid and he doesn't know how

Junkoposter

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Junkoposter ID:tLpdsPOG Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:45:12 No.5847809 Report

Quoted By: >>5847817 >>5847826

>>5847801
it gives you cancer

my wish is to purge the unpure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KwhGJzyO Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:45:19 No.5847810 Report

Quoted By: >>5847821

>>5847799
your immortality is sustained by the sweat of obese lolicons

>>5847784
your television programming becomes entirely finnish

>>5847783
you also die

>>5847777
quads so no ill effect

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sK1O+pcf Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:46:21 No.5847817 Report

Quoted By: >>5847834 >>5847835 >>5847850

>>5847809
It works. You are purged from existence.

I wish to travel the stars.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mqlhk3i3 Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:47:23 No.5847821 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847810
oh fug
I take it back it's not worth listening to people talk finnish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R/Sp4D3i Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:47:39 No.5847824 Report

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I wish I were a saiyan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KwhGJzyO Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:48:02 No.5847826 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847809
everyone but the mormons die

Junkoposter

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Junkoposter ID:tLpdsPOG Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:49:04 No.5847834 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847817
you die of old age before you get anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IemsWTMw Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:49:08 No.5847835 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847817
But it's trillions of years in the future where there are no stars.
My wish is for a good night's sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VYdfb/mR Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:50:01 No.5847837 Report

Quoted By: >>5847851 >>5847853

I wish for the power to summon a cold cheeseburger, once in my lifetime
No sides

Junkoposter

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Junkoposter ID:tLpdsPOG Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:50:51 No.5847850 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847817
*everyone is purged from existence
fixed if for ya

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KwhGJzyO Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:50:54 No.5847851 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847837
you get it 10 minutes late delivered by a rude cashier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R/Sp4D3i Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:51:07 No.5847853 Report

Quoted By: >>5847867

>>5847837
Granted, but eating the burger will give you inoperable breast cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VYdfb/mR Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:52:46 No.5847867 Report

Quoted By: >>5847894

>>5847853
Hey, i got a nice burger here, want a bite?
You seriously though that it was needed to worse it more?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zWRQhX/h Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:56:15 No.5847894 Report

Quoted By: >>5847900

>>5847867
>worse it more
I wish the guy above me had better English.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mpZpvJsw Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:56:53 No.5847900 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847894
you have to forget english

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DzCqadf Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:57:26 No.5847904 Report

Quoted By: >>5848341

i wish for the ability to cancel any negative side effects of this wish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vIwEiL5i Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:57:29 No.5847905 Report

Quoted By: >>5847911

I wish i had ice cream

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:R/Sp4D3i Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:58:36 No.5847911 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847905
Granted, but it melted and spilled on the floor.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ziqf1C10 Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:58:45 No.5847912 Report

Quoted By: >>5847918

My wish is to cancel all other wishes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0LZZrx3h Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:59:21 No.5847916 Report

Quoted By: >>5847922 >>5847923 >>5847926 >>5847973

I wish to become an infinitely omniscient omnipotent being worthy of crowning the name God

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mpZpvJsw Sun 15 Jul 2018 17:59:42 No.5847918 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847912
all the negative effects of the cancelled wishes fall on you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mpZpvJsw Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:00:05 No.5847922 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847916
no one thinks your real

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DzCqadf Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:00:10 No.5847923 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847916
but everyone becomes an atheist so you can't do shit

Junkoposter

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Junkoposter ID:tLpdsPOG Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:00:23 No.5847926 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847916
your just dreaming

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vIwEiL5i Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:04:38 No.5847973 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847916
But your powers only work on flamingos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MyyJw+9l Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:15:21 No.5848041 Report

Quoted By: >>5848079

I wish the banning of cirno

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4YQenjCJ Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:23:01 No.5848079 Report

Quoted By:

>>5848041
But only on reddit

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HfL07eGB Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:28:21 No.5848114 Report

Quoted By:

>>5847763
My friend actually bought this costume for a first year party at university.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:QsIHc8jG Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:56:09 No.5848289 Report

Quoted By: >>5848296 >>5848325

I wish for /pol/ to stay on their containment board

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9DzCqadf Sun 15 Jul 2018 18:57:22 No.5848296 Report

Quoted By:

>>5848289
their containment board becomes /bant/ instead of /pol/

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:AJVXjGcX Sun 15 Jul 2018 19:00:25 No.5848325 Report

Quoted By:

>>5848289
I wish frogposting increases tenfold.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/Zpk9vHc Sun 15 Jul 2018 19:02:21 No.5848341 Report

Quoted By: >>5848731

>>5847904
Well you already have that don't you?

I wish monster girls where real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:CTbmH/Rj Sun 15 Jul 2018 19:17:14 No.5848448 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tTcsRP9A Sun 15 Jul 2018 19:22:12 No.5848484 Report

Quoted By: >>5848791

i commit die

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4ZdzESuW Sun 15 Jul 2018 19:54:08 No.5848731 Report

Quoted By: >>5848987

>>5848341
When discovered, monstergirls are put to sleep to end their suffering. People responsible for creating them are executed or serve a life sentence. It was a shameful page in humanity's history.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3/dWDLz9 Sun 15 Jul 2018 20:03:21 No.5848791 Report

Quoted By: >>5849155

>>5848484
But while you're bleeding out you win the lottery
I wish for 10 boxes of donuts

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/Zpk9vHc Sun 15 Jul 2018 20:25:46 No.5848987 Report

Quoted By:

>>5848731
Ha I was expecting the usual 'they still don't love you' answer. I imagine the monster girl war would be the high of human propaganda and facism one that would make Hitler look like a saint on comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gq5P2uH0 Sun 15 Jul 2018 20:46:44 No.5849155 Report

Quoted By:

>>5848791
nine of the boxes explode when you open them and all the other donuts give you aids.

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