holy crap guys I'm making a thread thats good because I made it. Haha aren't I so funny guys. Get it because I'm good at everthing so therefore I'm good at making threads.

*phone rings*
>Hey
>huh
>What do you mean you're breaking up with me
>I DO NOT HAVE TOO BIG OF AN EGO
>I'm too humble if anything
>wait no don't hang up
>Fuck

Hey 4chan my GF just broke up with me and I need your attention to make me feel better. If you don't give it to me then I kill my self.

>maybie I should also make a gay thread to fill a whole in my heart

uwuw cuddles you. I'm a cute trap. Lol I'm 5'6 and 110lbs plzz hug me