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You’ll be following him in the yard calling him names, but what you don’t know is ASIS is going to seize the opportunity and start sending number station shit to that funny kid’s brain with the chip they implanted, next moment he’s going to be into violent videogames n shit, and sporting a black trenchcoat, also get a little angsty and maybe do some naughty things like breaking the neighbours window, next thing the psychiatrist who’s actually an ASIO agent will suddenly say he’ll need a lil xanax to keep the rowdy boy calmed down in class, keep his legs crossed in class and silent so they don’t offend the gynocentric majority at be, be a good upstanding ((((gentleman))), the cool kids realize this kid’s kinda fucked and ignore him but they don’t know he’s been stimmed the fuck out like you wouldn’t believe, suddenly the weird shy white boy will turn up to school with his daddy’s guns and start talking shit to the jocks then he pulls out his dad’s sawn off shotty and removes his head, maybe he’ll cave in that girl who he had puppy love for in the third grade or some shit, that'll teach that bitch for wronging him AYE’, then he will find a desk in some class with a few poor sods beneath the desks, he’ll aim but then BZZZZZZZZ the chip in his brain from ASIO tells him he needs to keep one alive, so he kills all except one poor sod who will have survivor guilt for the rest of his life, possibly suicidal and hopefully start some faggy social justice movement against guns which ASIO will make sure to give funding to, then he’ll be talking down the hall looking for peeps to kill like his videogames which are actually preprogrammed ASIO STIMulators designed to help him get consecutive headshots while shooting from the hip (he’ll deny practicing though if he was interviewed by the police)