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Quoted By: >>5859447
>be me
>work at shitty cellphone accessories store
>toilet in the store isnt working
>really gotta shit
>decide to run to the main mall restroom
>stick the lunch break sign on the window and lock the front door.
>both of the front doors have locks
>the left one bolts into the top and bottom of the doorframe
>the right one bolts into the left one
>i figure, ill be gone less than ten minutes, itll be fine if i only lock the right door. still wont be able to get in
>i go shit
>on the way i find a dog who looks hot and thirsty that somebody tied up outside cutter and buck or smth and i pet it
>that's beside the point
>anyways i go shit, walk back
>when i get back i find that the bolt of the right door is no longer inside the left door
>its on the outside, resting against it
>im sitting here like
>i cant remember if i actually confirmed that the door was locked properly when i left
>and theres no other employees inside
>or anyone
>everything is just like i left it as far as i can tell
>now im standing here like
>if someone did break in, a) it's on the security video, and b) it was on my watch
>work at shitty cellphone accessories store
>toilet in the store isnt working
>really gotta shit
>decide to run to the main mall restroom
>stick the lunch break sign on the window and lock the front door.
>both of the front doors have locks
>the left one bolts into the top and bottom of the doorframe
>the right one bolts into the left one
>i figure, ill be gone less than ten minutes, itll be fine if i only lock the right door. still wont be able to get in
>i go shit
>on the way i find a dog who looks hot and thirsty that somebody tied up outside cutter and buck or smth and i pet it
>that's beside the point
>anyways i go shit, walk back
>when i get back i find that the bolt of the right door is no longer inside the left door
>its on the outside, resting against it
>im sitting here like
>i cant remember if i actually confirmed that the door was locked properly when i left
>and theres no other employees inside
>or anyone
>everything is just like i left it as far as i can tell
>now im standing here like
>if someone did break in, a) it's on the security video, and b) it was on my watch
