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ID:4gffZNZq No.5875662 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Let's play a little game /bant/! ^-^

You are stuck on a deserted island and you have the following three choices of the setting:

(A) You are on an island without trees (also no food), in return you have a cellphone without a battery. But fear not for a battery is hidden somewhere on the island, but you do not know where which means option A should only be chosen by someone with a vivid imagination and a positive outlook.
(B) You have a phone, with a battery but there is no island and you're stranded in the water. In this scenario a friendly shark will swim by you with a life vest at some point but you do not know when or from what direction, the nearest ship will arive 1 hour 21 minutes and 45 seconds after you make your distress call.
(C) You have no phone at all but the island is not an island but a peninsula, to get to the nearest city however, you need to walk over a mountain range! You don't know it's not an island and you have no winter clothes.