So I kissed a girl that I sorta like, deep and all and..
It was lame, a little awkward, and barely felt like anything - much less 'good'.
It was the same the last time me and a girl were groping.
Hell, even grabbing their tits didn't feel amazing. I mean it's neat and all, but not something I'd lose self-confidence for years over.

What the fuck? Did decades of normie propaganda in the form of movies, books and such lie to me? Was I tricked into giving up the honorable title of kissless virgin by the devious roasties?