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Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 13:37:33 No.588174 View View Reply Original Report

Hey /bant/ers

I have a question for everyone here.

What do you and by extension your countrymen do after you finish having sex with your wife?

I personally like to take a shot of rhum and look for something to read. Only time I tend to really read books is after sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AGRggu7m Fri 19 May 2017 14:28:23 No.588985 Report

Quoted By: >>589109

>>588174
anime

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 14:34:23 No.589109 Report

Quoted By:

>>588985
Just Anime?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HJstvwuo Fri 19 May 2017 14:42:21 No.589261 Report

Quoted By: >>589287

I usually just pay her and go home to cry and brew beer. Only time i tend to really cry and brew beer is after sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 14:43:37 No.589287 Report

Quoted By: >>589339

>>589261
Does the beer come out better because of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HJstvwuo Fri 19 May 2017 14:46:24 No.589339 Report

Quoted By:

>>589287
Yes. A lot. Some of my best brews I made after some quite horrible sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4h2yAACM Fri 19 May 2017 14:47:39 No.589362 Report

Quoted By: >>589382

I don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 14:49:03 No.589382 Report

Quoted By: >>589434

>>589362
Get on that friend, I believe in you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4h2yAACM Fri 19 May 2017 14:52:34 No.589434 Report

Quoted By: >>589479

>>589382
I resigned to dying a virgin already, I feel pretty good nowadays otherwise though. I started focusing on my breathing after watching a video about kung fu or something, since then I don't get tired in work, it erases my depression and I don't get horny all the time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 14:54:29 No.589479 Report

Quoted By: >>589535

>>589434
Why though? Self esteem or do you have a defect?

I still believe in you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4h2yAACM Fri 19 May 2017 14:58:30 No.589535 Report

Quoted By: >>589599

>>589479
I'm just ugly as sin, I've been basically half bald by my early twenties too. I've asked out girls before but they told me to fuck off, since then I don't have much confidence either. At this point I don't even care anymore, I was born alone and I'll die alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Me4VciWs Fri 19 May 2017 15:00:11 No.589555 Report

Quoted By: >>589603

>>588174
We're not /bant/ers
We're inglorious /bant/-stards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 15:02:25 No.589599 Report

Quoted By: >>589713

>>589535
Why not shave it all off and go cue? Then get muscles and work that Vin diesel angle.

Don't let the world defeat you. Trust me, I see ass ugly people getting woman you can get one my friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 15:02:53 No.589603 Report

Quoted By: >>589623

>>589555
Trips demand it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Me4VciWs Fri 19 May 2017 15:04:12 No.589623 Report

Quoted By:

>>589603
:DDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4h2yAACM Fri 19 May 2017 15:09:46 No.589713 Report

Quoted By: >>589741 >>589773

>>589599
It sounds kinda stupid but my brother has the same issue with balding so he just shaves his head. He's an alcoholic asshole though so I don't want to even look like him, I'm thinking about spending some money on hair replacement, not the surgery kind just the one they do at hair salons. But that's just a minor problem, my whole face looks awful.
Maybe at some point, but I wouldn't count on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HJstvwuo Fri 19 May 2017 15:11:19 No.589741 Report

Quoted By: >>589844

>>589713
post pic. i'm hungary for pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/LCVPYb1 Fri 19 May 2017 15:12:46 No.589768 Report

Quoted By: >>589794

There's an old joke my grandfather used to tell. A Frenchman, a Spaniard and an Aussie are sitting in a bar. The Frenchman boasts, "After I make love to my wife, I'll tickle her behind the knees, and I swear to you, she hovers an inch above the bed". The Spaniard tsks, and boasts, "That is nothing, after I make love to my wife, I nibble on her earlobe, and I swear to you, she hovers five inches above the bed". The Aussie finishes his schooner and remarks, "That's nothing boys, when I'm done rooting the missus, I wipe my knob on the curtains and she hits the roof."

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 15:13:01 No.589773 Report

Quoted By: >>589844

>>589713
It's not stupid. It's a valid reason, you wish to be your own person.

And I still think it's just the self esteem killing you. Just realize that you can find a girl, if you learn that youre the most important person. Love yourself then find love.

If not for yourself. Humor me. Put on your best clothes, shave, put on something nice smelling, and just try one more time. Don't go into it expecting rejection.

Just go in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 15:14:14 No.589794 Report

Quoted By:

>>589768
I've heard that, and without fail it makes me bust a stitch. Truly, cause I heard it from an aussie first and he pantomimed wiping his dick on the curtains

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4h2yAACM Fri 19 May 2017 15:17:14 No.589844 Report

Quoted By: >>589893 >>589928 >>590419

>>589741
Imagine this guy with a massive jew nose and big nigger lips.
>>589773
I guess I also have too high expectations, or not even expectations because I wouldn't mind a fat or ugly looking girl. But I'm scared that people would make fun of me like "oh look at that ugly dude no wonder he could only score a fattie". So I don't even go there, I know it's kinda pathetic and people probably wouldn't care anyways but it seems safer socially to be a bachelor than date an under average woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 15:20:08 No.589893 Report

Quoted By: >>589925

>>589844
Well, you can always just go to church. Meet a nice girl, take it slow and soon you'll have a qt3.14.

Religiousgirls always are willing to overlook "ugly" (truly believe it's just your self esteem)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4h2yAACM Fri 19 May 2017 15:22:38 No.589925 Report

Quoted By: >>589946

>>589893
Only old people go to church. I'd rather go and join a course at the community center. But like I said I'm fine with dying a virgin, I'm not the first person to do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/LCVPYb1 Fri 19 May 2017 15:22:43 No.589928 Report

Quoted By: >>590057

>>589844
People don't actually tend to think about other people as much as you worry they do.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0rJ6v8uI Fri 19 May 2017 15:24:01 No.589946 Report

Quoted By: >>590057

>>589925
Anon, I can't force you to go. But I can tell you that I do believe in you. I know you can get a knockout if you tried

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4h2yAACM Fri 19 May 2017 15:30:32 No.590057 Report

Quoted By:

>>589928
I know but half of me thinks that I'd only want a girlfriend for the social status, but if I get a girl who just makes my status worse then what's the point? I mean sex sounds nice but like I've said I've been losing my libido too so I'm not even that horny for it. And I'm used to loneliness, I'm not sure I could even handle having to constantly deal with an another person.
>>589946
Idk maybe, honestly I've been considering becoming a monk already. But surprisingly being a lonely virgin isn't enough for that, you have to be a devout christian and stuff too, weird isn't it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HJstvwuo Fri 19 May 2017 15:55:52 No.590419 Report

Quoted By:

>>589844
that description matches a friend of mine actually. unfortunately he's also still a virgin. good luck, hungry.

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