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Anonymous ID:596mmany Fri 19 May 2017 14:09:32 No.588656 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>588659 >>588663 >>588666 >>588671 >>588691 >>588700 >>588725 >>588813 >>588858 >>588886 >>589054 >>589457 >>590473 >>590695

>"ay man, can I use your phone?"

well /bant/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4++Pwp3V Fri 19 May 2017 14:10:08 No.588659 Report

Quoted By: >>588918

>>588656
Fuck off. No one comes in my house.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x/D07P56 Fri 19 May 2017 14:10:18 No.588663 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
No

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Q9yV2Dm3 Fri 19 May 2017 14:10:35 No.588666 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
Sry senpai last nigger already still it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jLuE1AXd Fri 19 May 2017 14:10:48 No.588670 Report

Quoted By:

I'd hand him the cheap throwaway android I keep on me at all times

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jcy0/Idt Fri 19 May 2017 14:10:50 No.588671 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
sorry the battery is dead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cv8Geg1g Fri 19 May 2017 14:12:00 No.588691 Report

Quoted By: >>588709

>>588656
Sure! Just remember to give it back when you are finished!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:q+jD0IJe Fri 19 May 2017 14:12:45 No.588700 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656

No hablar english amigo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jcy0/Idt Fri 19 May 2017 14:13:30 No.588709 Report

Quoted By: >>588766

>>588691
>runs away with your phone
what now?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:lK+HO15M Fri 19 May 2017 14:14:36 No.588725 Report

Quoted By: >>588746 >>588839 >>589940

>>588656
>be me
>2010
>moving out
>a lot of our family is helping us move
>moving some stuff from our old house to the truck
>some black kid, no older than 7 on a spiderman bicycle with trainee wheels stops by us
>says "excuse me, i'm lost. do you have a cell phone i can borrow?"
>out of the 7 people outside everyone said no, despite everyone having one
>kid scratches his head and bikes on

still feel bad about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/waUzC+ Fri 19 May 2017 14:15:54 No.588743 Report

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not if he looks like that.
if its a little kid sure, if he does end up stealing it then i can beat his ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jcy0/Idt Fri 19 May 2017 14:16:13 No.588746 Report

Quoted By:

>>588725
you should
what the hell man, it's just a little kid :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cv8Geg1g Fri 19 May 2017 14:17:37 No.588766 Report

Quoted By: >>588906 >>588935 >>589034

>>588709
I do nothing about it and accept that I'm a pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 14:20:35 No.588813 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 14:21:44 No.588839 Report

Quoted By: >>588878

>>588725
>feel bad
>for a nigger
wew lad. Oh no he forgot his Obama phone. He had to go 5 minutes without calling his boy who was picking up the weed.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a8/HDWx3 Fri 19 May 2017 14:22:36 No.588854 Report

Quoted By:

You just stole mine yesterday cmon jamal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:HEUSnaY4 Fri 19 May 2017 14:22:55 No.588858 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
Sure.
It's a Motorola. If he takes it I'll just drop $20 on a new one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lK+HO15M Fri 19 May 2017 14:24:08 No.588878 Report

Quoted By: >>588912 >>588959 >>589042

oh I remember another one

>straight ought of highschool
>get some part time job with my neighbor
>decide to walk to work together
>half way there some beta looking black guy holding a giant potato or something (I forgot what it was) comes towards us gasping
>"Execuse me the you have a cellphone I can borrow I gotta make a call, haha. It has nothing to do with this giant potato"
>both of us say no
>"Oh ok" says the black guy while nodding his head disappointingly
>a block later I tell my friend that I said no because I wouldn't trust any stranger with my phone
>he agrees

>>588839
Not like he would've outran 7 people on a kids bike with trainee wheels on it. I remember him having a genuinely worried face, and thats what makes me feel bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 14:24:21 No.588886 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
>shoots him in self defense

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jcy0/Idt Fri 19 May 2017 14:25:08 No.588906 Report

Quoted By: >>588962

>>588766
what you should do is borrow someone else's phone, and then call your phone, and when the nigger answers it you say:
OKAY WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY?
YOU KNOW WE HAVE A TRACKER IN YOUR PHONE RIGHT?
WE COULD TAKE YOU OUT RIGHT NOW!

>nigger freaks out, drops the phone and runs away

simple

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 14:25:19 No.588912 Report

Quoted By:

>>588878
Who cares if was gonna steal it or not. Niggers take enough from white people. They should find another nigger to help them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:nxCckU+R Fri 19 May 2017 14:25:36 No.588918 Report

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>>588659
>implying he isn't asking to use a cellphone
C'mon britbong, it's the current year

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 14:26:03 No.588935 Report

Quoted By:

>>588766

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jcy0/Idt Fri 19 May 2017 14:27:11 No.588959 Report

Quoted By:

>>588878
what a weird story

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Cv8Geg1g Fri 19 May 2017 14:27:25 No.588962 Report

Quoted By: >>588987 >>588998

>>588906
>drops the phone
Great plan genius, gotta pay for a new screen now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jcy0/Idt Fri 19 May 2017 14:28:26 No.588987 Report

Quoted By:

>>588962
you don't have a casing?
you should

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lK+HO15M Fri 19 May 2017 14:29:15 No.588998 Report

Quoted By:

>>588962
get a screen protector and a proper casing

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 14:30:37 No.589034 Report

Quoted By:

>>588766
wt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:596mmany Fri 19 May 2017 14:31:05 No.589042 Report

Quoted By: >>589226

>>588878
>be me
>be highschool
>at party
>pack of niggers somehow get in
>start asking everyone for 1$ each
>they start with the betas
>they are actually getting people's money
>beta gets KO'd after he says no
>grab my friend and leave
>tomorrow I hear that a ton of people were robbed

why'd you have to make me remember that :(

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:fIJrPIvt Fri 19 May 2017 14:31:31 No.589054 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
i dont have any credit on it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 14:40:46 No.589226 Report

Quoted By:

>>589042
Blacks need to be exterminated.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6h54lrB/ Fri 19 May 2017 14:53:13 No.589457 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
That's a banana, sorry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6wP3O8je Fri 19 May 2017 15:23:39 No.589940 Report

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>>588725

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Anonymous ID:FHtaqPhP Fri 19 May 2017 15:41:19 No.590213 Report

Quoted By: >>590337 >>591671

>wake up from dream
>remember that there are no nogs in my country
>go back to sleep with a subtle smile of relief on my face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lK+HO15M Fri 19 May 2017 15:49:27 No.590337 Report

Quoted By:

>>590213
snownigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h/Ytcu0J Fri 19 May 2017 15:59:13 No.590473 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
>Hand him spare Galaxy S7 Edge (TM) that was never sent back for fixing
>It explodes
Every fucking time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P0V8s11Z Fri 19 May 2017 16:12:39 No.590695 Report

Quoted By:

>>588656
yeah sure, if you give me your id as collateral

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+47BxXxk Fri 19 May 2017 16:28:27 No.591671 Report

Quoted By:

>>590213
Killed 55 million of it's own people under kike Communism. The fact that they have any self respect when they are the most pathetic nation that ever existed above even any African nation is beyond me. Is it their Mongoloid genes that makes them such sheepish subhumans?

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