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> He does not fap exclusively to paintings
>he doesn’t go out every Sunday to see Bach’s newest performance
>he does not write poetry contemplating the Enlighent of man
>he does not have a rational debate with Voltaire every Monday
>he does not court a pretty little lady to wife
>he does not live in a huge marble castle with massive windows
>he does not wear the highest order of fashion every time
>not even a motherfucking wig
>he does not spread gossip to his wife so she can help bring the downfall of a rival.
>He Doth not Capitalise His words Randomly
>He is not writing the next epic Philosophical Drama
>He doth not Engage in Duels with the best Gentlemen in town only to show his even Further Gentlemanish Countenance
>He Doth not even Know the true meaning of Beauty
>He can’t recite all the Classics by heart
>He doesn’t even hold a local salon
>He doth not cheat with his wife with a Pretty Little Wrench
>He can’t even speak 5 languages including Classical Greek, Classical Chinese and Latin aside from the 5
>He Doth not hold a private Gallery of only the best art he could find
>He doth not hold even his private library exclusively made up of the Rarest books possible
>He wasn’t privately tutored by the Greastest Master of Philosophical Works ever
>he isn’t even proficient in at least Seven Instruments
>He isn’t the lord of at least a sizeable piece of land
I say, is he even Human?
>he doesn’t go out every Sunday to see Bach’s newest performance
>he does not write poetry contemplating the Enlighent of man
>he does not have a rational debate with Voltaire every Monday
>he does not court a pretty little lady to wife
>he does not live in a huge marble castle with massive windows
>he does not wear the highest order of fashion every time
>not even a motherfucking wig
>he does not spread gossip to his wife so she can help bring the downfall of a rival.
>He Doth not Capitalise His words Randomly
>He is not writing the next epic Philosophical Drama
>He doth not Engage in Duels with the best Gentlemen in town only to show his even Further Gentlemanish Countenance
>He Doth not even Know the true meaning of Beauty
>He can’t recite all the Classics by heart
>He doesn’t even hold a local salon
>He doth not cheat with his wife with a Pretty Little Wrench
>He can’t even speak 5 languages including Classical Greek, Classical Chinese and Latin aside from the 5
>He Doth not hold a private Gallery of only the best art he could find
>He doth not hold even his private library exclusively made up of the Rarest books possible
>He wasn’t privately tutored by the Greastest Master of Philosophical Works ever
>he isn’t even proficient in at least Seven Instruments
>He isn’t the lord of at least a sizeable piece of land
I say, is he even Human?
