I went outside today to go for a little walk in the park when a big, athletic-looking man ran past me and I got a whiff of his strong, pheromone-loaded sweat. I started feeling all tingly in my tummy and my crotch got all excited, so I had to sit down on a bench to hide it. While I was sitting there, other sporty, sweaty men came jogging by and their collective manly musk made me so excited the only thing I could think about was burying my entire face in a big, muscular man's damp, sweaty, scritchy pubes and smelling him until I pass out.

How was your day?