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>be british
>start multiple wars over fucking tea
>refine opium and almost destroy the most populous country in the world by shilling it and killing anyone who tries to stop you from dealing it in their country
>leave country in shambles
>prime country for one of the most oppressive, infrastructurally and culturally destructive communist regimes in all of history
>nearly bowl over their neighboring country over tea, only avoid another massive bloody war because they're literally too enlightened to even deal with your primitive shit and just wait for you to go away
>tax colonies to death especially on your blood tea
>do nothing of value for colonies because too busy fighting France and oppressing various natives around the world to try to make more colonies
>colony gets sick of your shit
>go autistic ballistic and try to destroy the traitors
>get btfo by random ragamuffins with discount cannons and bootleg guns, and destroyed at sea by the French
>start shit with Germany over colony autism
>fuck around until your former colony invents enough stuff to end the war for you along with help from, wait for it, the fucking USSR
>"but look how many of our doods died in trenches in France which we only even defended after it already fell to try to keep the zerg rush away from our front door"'
>claim eternal status as benevolent warrior-martyrs savior of Jews and all of earth
>release last few colonies that actually listen to you long after you've ceased being relevant or powerful enough to actually manage them
>hmmm I can't seem to be relevant anymore, better try like, revolutionary socialism but an autistic british version?
>omg look at the US being so violent no blood for oil how dare they not let goatfuckers execute their own kids while bombing US shit freely
>and why don't these savages drink more tea?
This is the motherland you emulate, Canada.
