The young boy went to the old man, seeking widsom. The voyage was long and challenging, so not many pilgrims made the voyage.
He reached the top of the mountain, where the wise man hid away from the village, and fell short of breath.
Expecting great wisdom to come from the old man, he asked:
"Old man, what wisdom do you have to bring to me? I who have made this journey through the cold?"
The old man looked at him, and said:
"Can your dick touch your ass?"
The boy was taken aback. He didn't expect such a reply.
"N-no, my dick can't touch my ass."
"Then you are not ready."
The boy was disappointed, and walked back down the mountain.