ok, here it is.
>be me
>16 years old getting paid minimum wage at mcd's
>look over at the glass door, theres a duck outside
>ignore it, and make fat-bitch-mcgee her big mac
>about to put the big mac in the bag when all of the sudden i hear glass break
>ohfuckwhatnow.jpg
>people are screaming, fat-bitch-mcgee is now on a table
>duck strolls in, flutters onto table
>ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing.jpg
>in extreme fear and panic, hide under my register
>hear screams get louder and fat-bitch-mcgee shout
>look over, and see unimaginable horrors
>the duck has just slid off the pantys and is now molesting fat-bitch-mcgee
>run over to the emergency phones
>call for help, dispatcher comes on
>"911 what is your emergency?"
>"hi yeah uhhh theres a duck molesting this fat bitch at the local mcdonalds"
>operator, obviously thinking it's a prank hangs up
>god dammit
>i start to lose hope
>out of nowhere, this redneck bursts through the door, shotgun in hand
>holy fuck thank god
>he aims it at the duck
>the duck gets the out of the way, guess he must've seen his brother get shot
>he struts out of the mcdonalds
>time freezes
>i'm going into shock, mass panic in the mcd's
>i just collapse
>wake up, find myself in a hospital bed
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