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So i forgot to post this a while ago ago of my autistic fun at my friends on the 4th of july for amerifags
>4th of july
>went to my friends J's house who lives in the ghetto
>We were fucking with his car that he's building for most of the day and dicking about
>His dad gets home after a while and starts cooking food
>J and I keep fucking with the car fuming the exaust into his nebighors cooler
>A fat ass lady comes out (her kid does to to go with J's Sister swimming in the pool in the back which is a big one you set up and not some in ground shit(relavant later)
>she starts bitching to J's mom as we kek.
>Mom starts yelling at J we stop and he shows me how to do manual stick as i don't have a car.
>as its duck we go out to score some liquior (note were both under age currently fuckin murica shit)
>first guy on a bike we asked for vodka for me and carona for j (tastes like shit) ended up scamming us 10$
>We walk around for a while looking for bikedick to get our cash back
>fucking gone.
>J ends up getting a homie of his some black dude (J is hispanic for wondering minds)
>hooks us up with good vodka and carona money back too,goodtyrone.exe
>we end up drinking on the porch and my first try of liquior and the carona tasted like shit i actualy liked the vodka though,He got a few splitters made with pespi.
>his dad cought wind a bit after and was pissed with him but not me thankfully (probs got a ass beating the next day)
>Anyways its pretty normal for a while tell the fireworks where we start acting like retards and mortars all around the nebighorhood.
>around this time the nebighors in the back are still in there pool (like behind his house)
>Get idea
>eat a few bites out of hotdog,Throw over fence.
>miss
>do it again
>it hits in the pool
>lady screams "What the fuck are you doing to a kid"