has r/banter ever been on a boat and its going zoom zoom across the water and your having fun on the boat and you are eating a bag of beef jerkey while also jerking your willy really hard that you have to stop fishing which was something you were doing so you reel the line in furiously back to your boat which is going zoom zoom and when the line leave the water the hook sails right for your exposed willy and embeds yourself in your urethra and your like "bad hook please get out of my willy" and it refuses to leave so you start crying and trying to unhook your willy which is already overstimulated from your beef jerkeysession and you blow your load over the side of the boat which is going zoom zoom across the water and you look down and holy shit the fish are attracted to your cum which is also really icky and bloody and then the realization hits you that what if the fish get pregnant for swimming in your cum and you start screaming oh god i can't be a father yet" and cast your line in the water more and mroe because the only way to stop you from being a fish water is to catch the fish you impregnated and grill them for supper and you catch 6 fish and you feel like a cereal rapist murderer because these are fish women carrying your seed that your about to eat in a few hours and the realization hits you if you eat them youd be eating your unborn babies too or at least get cum in your mouth and i dont want cum in my mouth because thats gay so instead of killing the fish you use your car keys to perform a fish abortion by inserting it into their fish vaginas and throw them back over the edge of the boatwhen an angry fish in the boat doesnt want an abortion and kocks you out of the boat and into the water and you realize you might drown in dirty fish water and your own cum and blood thats in the water but then you get caught in your boat which is going zoom zoom's propeller and get ground into fish food but everything must be alright because im posting this right now ??