Have you ever wondered how Italy, a nation with such a great past and potential, is always struggling to keep up with the rest of the western world? It's time to take the tomatopill. Pasta makes you lazy, complacent and overall degenerate and we eat it EVERY GODDAMN DAY from when we start developing teeth to our death bed. If we want to free ourselves from the shackles of our own mediocrity we must abandon pasta for a more patrician grain like rice: haven't you noticed that the most hard-working and high IQ groups are the ones who eat a lot of rice?
STOP.EATING.PASTA