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Anonymous ID:z6+jVise Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:37:25 No.5913322 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5913335 >>5913339 >>5913354 >>5913360 >>5913366 >>5913437 >>5913657 >>5913687 >>5914062

I haven't been for a poo since thursday despite eating loads of fruit, oily foods and fibre. I feel pregnant and I keep drinking coffee to try and make it come out. I'll keep you update

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UgtL6Vo Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:40:34 No.5913335 Report

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>>5913322
have you tried canned coffee yet

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w7RH9Z4X Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:40:50 No.5913337 Report

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subscribed

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dfG+RFPj Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:40:55 No.5913339 Report

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>>5913322
>drinking coffee
this always makes me need a poo. It can be a problem sometimes since I dont like pooing in public toilets - i think its rude.
I wonder why it makes me poo

Heaven

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Heaven ID:/mtJ94xr Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:43:02 No.5913354 Report

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>>5913322
if your anus has collapsed all that will happen is you will burst your bowel and fill your body cavity with liquid shit cause fatal infection and a death worse than cancer

good luck with that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnpB45qr Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:45:41 No.5913360 Report

Quoted By: >>5913372

>>5913322
Have you been putting things in your bum?
Not being able to poop for so long seems dangerous

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFE/9Gx+ Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:46:22 No.5913366 Report

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>>5913322
man i wish i had the power to change nationalities.
but why did you turn into an indian last thursday?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dfG+RFPj Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:47:22 No.5913372 Report

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>>5913360
2 days isnt very long. I probably poo every 2 or 3 days normally. Is that bad? It always comes out easily in one or two big smooth turds.

Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P

Anonymous ⋕⋕ V.I.P ID:QYaGiRHD Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:47:51 No.5913377 Report

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>>5913366
LOOOOOOOOOL
tell em doc
based

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:OSJ6RTxg Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:48:24 No.5913378 Report

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>>5913354
what the fuck lad
im sorry op but there's no hope

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6+jVise Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:50:57 No.5913392 Report

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>>5913372
I've been told that pooping as regular as 3 times a day to as rare as once every 3 days is the normal range, depending on the person, I'm usually a regular guy so 2 days is a long time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ZnpB45qr Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:51:08 No.5913395 Report

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>>5913372
I poo once a day 90% of the time
And the rest once every two days

But maybe thats just my metabolism, I eat a lot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UgtL6Vo Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:51:52 No.5913402 Report

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>>5913366
>indian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qBrxVxXb Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:53:19 No.5913413 Report

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>>5913339
It makes your intestines more active or some shit like that. I remember having my old science teacher explain it to me back in high school.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFE/9Gx+ Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:53:52 No.5913417 Report

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>>5913402
dumb animeposter

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6+jVise Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:55:17 No.5913425 Report

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>>5913413
caffeine is a stimulant and stimulants stimulate your gut. This is why cocaine makes you poo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8UgtL6Vo Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:56:01 No.5913430 Report

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>>5913417
this must trigger you everytime you visit the site

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:avmcyKld Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:57:03 No.5913437 Report

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>>5913322
Well anon i think your shit may be pushed too far in
One of the side effects of being a faggot homo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6+jVise Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:57:49 No.5913448 Report

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>>5913437
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFE/9Gx+ Sat 21 Jul 2018 09:59:55 No.5913463 Report

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>>5913430
dump animboster

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6+jVise Sat 21 Jul 2018 10:06:52 No.5913524 Report

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IT IS ON ITS WAY BOYS

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:avmcyKld Sat 21 Jul 2018 10:08:15 No.5913541 Report

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>>5913524
>yfw its just a braaaapppp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6+jVise Sat 21 Jul 2018 10:09:14 No.5913552 Report

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>>5913541
it was just one long poo, like a snake. Good consistency, I was expecting it to be like putting mud in a musket

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:avmcyKld Sat 21 Jul 2018 10:11:59 No.5913579 Report

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>>5913552
Epic story bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFE/9Gx+ Sat 21 Jul 2018 10:17:29 No.5913657 Report

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>>5913322
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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zFE/9Gx+ Sat 21 Jul 2018 10:19:17 No.5913687 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:z6+jVise Sat 21 Jul 2018 10:22:55 No.5913741 Report

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>>5913657
>>5913687
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9yR2hx1S Sat 21 Jul 2018 11:02:04 No.5914062 Report

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>>5913322
>Go to Lidl
>Buy 2 liter bottle of Freeway Cola 0%
>DRINK UP
>Wait 20 minutes
Problem slved

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