*sighs loudly* yeah... I guess I have to take out the ol' beaut'. *lugs large bag onto lap* (it's leather and has some slight stitching into it, not overly ornate, but definitely made with care.) *click* *click* I haven't opened this in a while... *slowly lifts case* *raises camera* (a pristine antique camera but with a menagerie of advanced attachments, all also in pristine condition) Sorry buddy... but it looks like you deserve it. You're... well... *SNAP* *whirr* (the light flashes, a whirring sound is heard, and dread sinks into your heart.) Well... you're going to have to go into my cringe compilation. *pulls a folder out of the bag* (it's black with white patterns on it, reminiscent of the 50's. It has a tassel attached to the top of it.) *opens, revealing numerous images of people from years and years of collection* It isn't very often someone gets in. Sorry that it had to be you. *camera begins whirring once more* *camera prints image of you and your post* *pulls it out, blows on it, inspects it, grins* Yep... *places into cringe compilation*
