Laptops are the works of the Jew.
You know how when you use a laptop and you use it for a while and it gets really hot? You think that's just your CPU struggling to keep up? Think again, goy.
You see, when laptops heat up, the temperature is set on a gradient by the Jew, at a pace so gradual you don't notice it until it gets, like, really hot.
So, you may ask, what does my laptop heating up have to do with the jews?
Well, most people who use a laptop place it on their lap. It's in the name, which was also made up by jews to make people put them on their lap.
When males put laptops on their lap, the heat source is usually right over their testicles.
if you paid attention in sex ed class you'd know that alls reduce their semen (and thus testosterone) levels when not at their ideal temperature, whether it be too hot or to cold (in this case it's too hot).
That means that when you use a laptop, you are stunting your semen production, resulting in less fertile ejaculations and this lower chances of having a child. Jews want to become the majority, and by getting the goys to use hot laptops to make them sterile, their populations will grow and us whites will be the minority.
What's more, as I've said earlier, when your balls get above or below their ideal temperature, your testosterone production will be stunted. This will make you more effeminate and pathetic, a little wimp of a man.
If you respect your fertility and masculinity, you must cease to use laptops right now, and stick a needle in your scrotum to ensure ideal temperatures.