My name is Horn Player Serge, also known as "The Jaguar Killer". And it's true, i never lie, and i'll always be here with the Heavenly Father, strong and bold, to play my horn.
>Do you really kill jaguars?
I do. I'm courageous. And i can't say that in public, due to a forest guard, or a PETA member, it's bad to say that, it leaves a bad impression, ya know? But i have courage, and it already happened, anyway.
>And how many jaguars have you killed?
I shot the first one, but it counts as two or more, cuz who only sees jaguars at the zoo will one day see a jaguar in the woods, and it will roar, and it will explode the dude's ears with its RAWWWWRRRR ROOOAAAAAR, like a beast, haaaaa! It's dangerous, the nigga gets all shaky, and he may even shit his pants.