Hello everyone, and welcome to Parkinson. I'm Michael Parkinson.

Tonight, my guest is a new board, which has enjoyed relative popularity despite it's youth and its cross-board critics.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome... /bant/.

*applause*

I have some personal questions I would like to ask you, /bant/. The questions will be in the next post. They are colour coded, so please roll for your colour, and answer if you feel compelled.