HAY CRYSTAL CAFE... JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM 100% MALE! FUCK YEAH! I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH WOMEN EXCEPT FOR WANKING TO THEM. I AM VERY STRAIGHT. SRSLY. I AM PROUD TO BE A MALE, CRYSTAL CAFE. BATHE IN MY GLORY WHILE YOU GET SO ENVIOUS OF MY STATUS AS A MALE. I PERSONALLY ENJOY BEING A MALE, AS OPPOSED TO AN INFERIOR FEMALE. IT MAKES ME A SUPERIOR MALE. FROM NOW ON, PLEASE REFER TO ME AS YOUR MALE OVERLORD. THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY FOR NOW, MAKE SURE TO KEEP ON PRAISING MEN AND PEACE OUT NIGGERS