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Anonymous ID:DfkfJvvZ Sat 28 Jul 2018 05:38:41 No.6002775 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6002794

/bant/ quest
you wake up. time for your first day of 5th grade!
a] get dressed
b] whack the gack
c] get on 4chan

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Anonymous ID:SbCLnvPY Sat 28 Jul 2018 05:41:13 No.6002794 Report

Quoted By: >>6002817

>>6002775
>time for your first day of 5th grade!
>whack the gack
the fuck kind of 5th grader were you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DfkfJvvZ Sat 28 Jul 2018 05:45:49 No.6002817 Report

Quoted By: >>6002864

>>6002794
you decide to whack the gack.
you start slowly, knowing you have plenty of time to spare. your cute, little penis twitches as you stroke it slowly. you build yourself up to a powerful orgasm then edge, and stop at the last second. you decide you need some porn to supplement this.
you pull out your tablet. what site do you go to?
a] rule34 (search query: yo gabba gabba)
b] blacked.com
c] 4chan.org/trash/hmofa
d] stop and get dressed
e] stop and go on 4chan (no porn)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DfkfJvvZ Sat 28 Jul 2018 05:56:52 No.6002859 Report

Quoted By:

You are getting very impatient, since you don't know what to do yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XIphelyA Sat 28 Jul 2018 05:58:02 No.6002864 Report

Quoted By: >>6002887

>>6002817
>e is 4chan
>no porn

0/10, realism went out the fucking window.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DfkfJvvZ Sat 28 Jul 2018 06:01:47 No.6002887 Report

Quoted By: >>6002902

>>6002864
You go onto 4chan, but you are not seking out porn.
You check out /b/.
You see a frog with a ski mask and a pistol.
Intrigued, you click the thread.
The OP text reads:
>You guys are alright. Don't go to Jerrytown Elementary today.
a] get dressed and go to school
b] stay home and tell your mom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XIphelyA Sat 28 Jul 2018 06:03:52 No.6002902 Report

Quoted By: >>6002922

>>6002887
Go to school and hope to die

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DfkfJvvZ Sat 28 Jul 2018 06:07:50 No.6002922 Report

Quoted By: >>6002936

>>6002902
You get dressed, and put your favorite onahole in your backpack for lunchtime.
You go to school. Your homeroom class is starting and you grab breakfast from the cafeteria.
You re-enter the classroom.
One gunshot can be heard in the distance.
Screaming.
a] stay in the classroom
b] go back out to investigate

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XIphelyA Sat 28 Jul 2018 06:12:19 No.6002936 Report

Quoted By: >>6002981

>>6002922
Run to the gunshots

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DfkfJvvZ Sat 28 Jul 2018 06:18:57 No.6002981 Report

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>>6002936
You run to the gunshot.
You find the gay kid at school with an ar-15
You tell him to put down the gun and you ask why he's doing this.
He tells you that he's been deprived of his sexuality by means of forced abstinence.
He says he'll stop if you do one thing.
He passes you a condom
a] put on the condom
b] go in raw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LVWqZC2K Sat 28 Jul 2018 09:49:43 No.6004117 Report

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Put it on, i guess

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