has r/banter ever had a itchy bumhole like a really bad itchy itch inside your bum and no matter how hard you stick your fingers in there to scratch the itch doesnt go away and you dont know whats causing the itch but its really bad and going to a proctologist would be too embarassing with all the things stuck up there and your eating a popsicle right now and you get an idea to solve your itchy-scratchy bumbum conundrum you finish your popsicle and using the wooden stick you pry it in between your eyelid and your eyeball and wench out your eyeball and you scream and grab your eyeball which is now drooping over your face but still has the chord connected to your brain and thats step 1 and you lower your hand to bring your eyeball low towards your bumhole while stretching the eye chord and your like oh shit i can see my entire body up close since i can still see from that eye so i take a detour away from the current plan out of curiousity and whip out my willy and stretch out my foreskin and put my eye in my foreskin and hold the foreskin opening shut and it looks like the inside of a tent and you can see your purple willy hole up close but the commotion triggers your bad bladder and you pee all over your eyeball and it stings really bad so you take your eye out of your foreskin and run to the sink to wash it but the waters on scalding hot and your entire body reflexly flinches because to your eye it looks like the waters hitting you in the face and your eye is now burnt and permantely destroyed and your like "noooo" so you take your other eye out and no detours you bring it down to your anus and slip your last eye into your bumhole and alls well and good its really sticky, pink and brown in there like a flesh cave and you use your superb mastery of your sphincter muscles to squeeze the eye further in when suddenly you see see maggots and tons of maggots and maggots and you say "woah maggots how did you get in here"