>going out together to the beach and walking along the shore and eventually sitting down in the sand and feeling them lean on your shoulder while you watch the sun set over the ocean.
>mfw I need a poo and we are 2 miles from a toilet
>say brb and run off into the distance
>squat and poo behind a rock
>wash myself in the sea
>go back and say I fell in
>"but why did you go?"
>"I get panic attacks"
I had to pretend to have panic attacks for 3 more fucking years because I'm fucking retarded
