Hear ye hear ye, you little faggots.
I'm the manliest manly man in town, newly arrived on /bant/ because I heard a little rumour that this board is drowing in faggy neko fucking faglets fagging around in their faggotry. Well guess what, your faggot fuckery ends here because me, the manly man is here to teach you how to end your faggot ways. Come at me faggots, with everything you got, I will make a man out of you, that I promise.