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Anonymous ID:w+wwU7iG Wed 01 Aug 2018 03:56:30 No.6045951 View View Reply Original Report

>me be
>drunk as shit on whisky
>make masterfully crafted DIY fleshlight
>fuck it for an hour edging the whole time
>nut so hard I pass out
>wakes up in my own vomit

How was your night /bant/?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9T436odI Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:06:28 No.6046034 Report

Quoted By: >>6046043

I found some dude passed out with a home made sex toy next to a partial bottle of booze. Decided to eat from the fridge and then force puke on him. He didn't even wake up. Fuck that guy.

King of Frends

King of Frends ID:9v6IcUln Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:08:28 No.6046041 Report

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i saw some guy break into a house with puke on his shirt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w+wwU7iG Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:08:52 No.6046043 Report

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>>6046034
Wow, that guy sounds like a fucking faggot

Heaven

Heaven ID:XsColLnT Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:10:34 No.6046053 Report

Quoted By: >>6046068

>>6045951
>be e
>read you post
>realize I have a long way to go before hitting rock bottom
>immediately cheer up
thanks norway

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:h9GKLNRB Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:11:04 No.6046056 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w+wwU7iG Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:12:07 No.6046068 Report

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>>6046053
Anytime, Kiwi.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wgADumzF Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:13:08 No.6046076 Report

Quoted By: >>6046142

>a drinking dane

Better watch out, or the original fagmark will come over and fuck you in the butt. He has a deep hatred of alcohol and autistically spammed every al/ck/ general posted on bant.

Also, post that DIY fleshlight instructions!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:w+wwU7iG Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:22:32 No.6046142 Report

Quoted By: >>6046186

>>6046076
Materials:
1) Two sponges
2) Latex glove
3) Container (I used a pringles can)
4) Lubrication

Instructions:
>place one sponge horizontally infront of you
>lay glove vertically atop it so that the sponge is in the middle of the glove
>place second sponge atop it so that it aligns with the first sponge
>wrap the top part of the glove around the sponges
>place in container
>add lubricant

Voilà

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZeShGM63 Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:28:55 No.6046186 Report

Quoted By: >>6046195

>>6046142
and you managed to make one while you were piss drunk?
i am both confused and impressed...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:w+wwU7iG Wed 01 Aug 2018 04:30:31 No.6046195 Report

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>>6046186
It's not exactly rocketscience.
Cheers though

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KyIlj0+r Wed 01 Aug 2018 08:45:54 No.6048405 Report

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>>6045951
i feel you i bought this vibrator from germany and it makes me convulse for like 2 minutes

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