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Funny porn stories? I'll start
>be me 17
>sitting on couch watching movie with best friend
>tells me he needs to take a massive shit
>leaves for bathroom
>sitting there watching the rest of Grown Ups
>all of a sudden something connects to the tv
>friend accidently connected faketaxi onto tv
>he was jerking off in the bathroom
>look around
>start jerking off too
>its fuckin good porn
>friend realizes and tries to turn it off
>i yell " no leave it on "
>he actually lets it play
>finished
>friend walks out , high fives me, and we never speak of it again.
>
>be me 17
>sitting on couch watching movie with best friend
>tells me he needs to take a massive shit
>leaves for bathroom
>sitting there watching the rest of Grown Ups
>all of a sudden something connects to the tv
>friend accidently connected faketaxi onto tv
>he was jerking off in the bathroom
>look around
>start jerking off too
>its fuckin good porn
>friend realizes and tries to turn it off
>i yell " no leave it on "
>he actually lets it play
>finished
>friend walks out , high fives me, and we never speak of it again.
>
