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Quoted By: >>6054391
i had an ok day today
>be me
>lactos intolerance
>forgot to have pills before eating dairy product
>have to take shit badly
>go to bathroom
>plop
>the bathroom window is open and i suddenly hear a loud sound
>"I'M GAY"
>oh god no
>hear the hysterical laughs of normies outside
>physical pain
>shit starts
>even more pain
>"I'M GAY"
>*laughs*
>*constipation*
>repeat
>this goes on for about 10 minutes
>i am emotionally and physically exhausted
>palms are sweaty, ass weak, bowels are heavy
>he's dropping all that spaghetti already
>oh nelly
>get back on toilet
>unleash second shit
>hear normies again
>but this time...
>music?
>i listen further and i hear some generic party music... but...i hear it
>"somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
>enter unfathomable rage
>use asshole as a thruster with shit as my fuel and blast myself over to the normie-fest
>i screach that they disrespected daddy shrek and ree them to ashes
>the chads run and the roasties scream
>though i am screaming the loudest as my butthole knows no bounds and my anger has no limit
>eventually entire party is reduced to ash and the faint smell of perfume and hair gel lingers in the air
>get back on toilet
>continue shit
>finish shit
>play some vidya
>was fun
it was a good day
>be me
>lactos intolerance
>forgot to have pills before eating dairy product
>have to take shit badly
>go to bathroom
>plop
>the bathroom window is open and i suddenly hear a loud sound
>"I'M GAY"
>oh god no
>hear the hysterical laughs of normies outside
>physical pain
>shit starts
>even more pain
>"I'M GAY"
>*laughs*
>*constipation*
>repeat
>this goes on for about 10 minutes
>i am emotionally and physically exhausted
>palms are sweaty, ass weak, bowels are heavy
>he's dropping all that spaghetti already
>oh nelly
>get back on toilet
>unleash second shit
>hear normies again
>but this time...
>music?
>i listen further and i hear some generic party music... but...i hear it
>"somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me"
>enter unfathomable rage
>use asshole as a thruster with shit as my fuel and blast myself over to the normie-fest
>i screach that they disrespected daddy shrek and ree them to ashes
>the chads run and the roasties scream
>though i am screaming the loudest as my butthole knows no bounds and my anger has no limit
>eventually entire party is reduced to ash and the faint smell of perfume and hair gel lingers in the air
>get back on toilet
>continue shit
>finish shit
>play some vidya
>was fun
it was a good day
