>Anon
Damn I've been wondering around these woods for what seems like forever and It will be geting dark soon shit this isn't good.
>Amazon
Oh what's this? A lost strange in my woods? So ststranger what brings you to my neck of the woods?
>Anon
O-oh p-please forgive me for trespassing miss you see i wandered a little to far from the main path and i got lost
>Amazon
For a human you sure are dumb every body knows not to stray from the main roads especially around here don't you know these woods are especially for puny men like you
>Anon
Haha yeah i always have been a little dim i'm afraid
>Amazon
Why are you so nerves human?
>Anon
Well I've just never seen a Amazon before
>Amazon
Do i scare you?
>Anon
No it's just your a little bigger then i'd imaged and a lot smarter too
>Amazon
Oh would you look at that it's dusk already
>Anon
Oh shit sorry miss but i have to get going
>Amazon
*puts her hand on Anon's shoulder* what's the rush sweetie you don't have to run off i'll protect you
>Anon
That's very nice of you miss b-
>Amazon
*pull's Anon closer and hugs him from behind*
Really now i just can't let a handsome man like you run off into thoese woods all alone i think you should come home with me
>Anon
*Galps* well miss your very pretty but i - *the Amazon picks him up and throws him over her shoulder*
>Amazon
Yep your coming home with me don't worry sweetheart i'll treat you right
>Anon
Whelp mom has been waiting me to give her grand kids
>Amazon
Mine too so let's get to work on making some..husband
FIN