ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking faggot appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@BARD_FAGGOT
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
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rolling for bard
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http://drgchan.ddns.net/607141 HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.
you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself
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nickname@FUCK_BARDS
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do NOT respond to Bard posts IGNORE Bardposters HIDE Bard threads
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all badrs must die
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"oh look i me i play my gay lute and prance about... beacuse im a bard and im gay" t. every bard ever
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fuck bards make thgem dead
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faggit bards must die
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make bards fucking die
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let me play u a song how abou tyou dont cause ur a fag
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I really don't like bards
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glad there are no bards eher
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cause id tell theat bard 2 go fuck itslef
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gona get thee bard
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so i saw a bard the other day
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i told him 2 die
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>>607214 hey its the gay fuck from the thread b4
FOUND YOUUUUU
nickname@BENIS-IS-BACK
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>>607417 if you die i wont revive :DDDDDD
BIIIG BARD BE N I S
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i walk this empty thread on the boulevard of broken feels
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>>607486 ur lucky u arent a bard or I wud fuckkkkk u up
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bards=wrost class forreal
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I fukken hate bards
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I saw a bard the other day he was sukken dick as usual cause hes gay
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bards dont go to the grocery store they just suck dick instead
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bards gots molested as kids cause they're fukcing gay
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nickname@AYYLMAO summon@earth FAG DUGTRIO EARTHQUAKE!!
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"let me sing u a song about the cocks ive suckd" t. every bard ever
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"gee I sure could use some CUM in my BUM" t. flaming bard queer
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"i luv discko cuas im ghey" t. bard
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bards deserve death
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bards r cancer
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make them bards dead
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i dont much care for bards
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gona kill dis bard
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kill dem bards
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i met a brd once who wasnt gay oh wait i didnt
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nickname@bardsimpson
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>>608556 Oh shit I'm the faggot
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dead thread desu
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dumb motherfuckers stop spelling 'difficulty' wrong!
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nickname@gofuckyourself
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name@OingoBoingo
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Does sage still let you play as HEAVEN?
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bards are cucks
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nickname@ADCin2k17 ez crits
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stop taking my CS sb mid
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kill it faster incompetent team
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>>610100 gg, report 9x inting
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being a healer sucks if there's no one else playing
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>>610138 sweet a ranger. spam !
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>>610255 im tryin dude, im trying to farm up to get my phantom dancer, buy wards support
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>>610255 no one wants to play with OPbecause he was faggot in the last thread so everyone ignored his thread
its been hours since anyone posted anything kek
kek
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>>610538 im lategame ADC, I need items. why did they nerf adc again
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>>610529 I guess you like to suck bard cock.
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>>610529 holy shit I didnt even notice this thread was made 5 hours ago, I thought it was new with just 1 guy spamming it or something.
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>>610529 >>610576 I never check those things. who cares ?
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>>610565 no i was the bard in the last game and that triggered OP lel
>>610576 yeh like i said in the last post no one cares about OP's shitty game because he is a faggot :D we can always start a new bread and make it better
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>>610578 100% op isnt in the thread anymore, w/e
report afk
>>610757 make OP the boss :^)
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Too many medics, unfun roll
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>>610757 lel
nickname@OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEASS
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>>610803 DON'T YOU DIE ON MY HANDS
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>>610803 >>610813 NOT NOW HE WAS YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
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>>610813 >>610823 gg no peel, sb supports
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>>610803 >>610813 >>610823 Maybe if I rape him he'll wake up
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>>610838 good res, ward baron and drag now
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rape happening to your character was a good thing, don't you agree
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>>610803 I USE BENIS TO HEAL
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>>610856 its soloq, I get raped by my team every game
>>610858 you need to ward too, stinky support player
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im slow anyway
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>>610858 YOUR BENIS IS LATE
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>>610878 you can slap my benis if you want to :^)
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where the fuck is our jungler, we havent gotten 1 gank the entire game
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but yeh its gay being a healer cause always low dmg it would be useful in a very active thread
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>>610912 I told you, im lategame. I just needed lvl 3 ult.
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>>610906 OR A THREAD WITH MONGOLOIDS WHO DIE FOR NO REASON. can I slide a little bit of cock into your intestinal apparat
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>>610912 MEEEDIIICCC MEDICCC
HALP ME PLS
i can french kiss you if you like :^)
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>>610926 he is inting dude, just report
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>>610926 oh wew lad
what kind of beast are you hiding
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im challenger on my other account noob
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lulu best girl
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>>610997 hey look, our midlaner isnt AFK anymore
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:28:27 No. 611011 Report >>610954 the work of my life
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:29:37 No. 611022 Report >>611007 >>611008 come on now, it's beginning to hurt me a little
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>>611011 pls revive me my french senpai
< 3
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wtf he has lifesteal, overpowered bls nerf
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>>611022 i can make the hurt go away : )
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>>611013 dont you need to make an earth one?
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>>611049 >jimmy numale >not electric from the amount of static coming from his head gg report yorick
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>supports still dont have any wards at least upgrade your trinkets
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>>611081 but bb your my trinket ;)
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:38:26 No. 611091 Report Quoted By:
I feel like dying
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>>611087 can u summon my B E N I S
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>>611084 honored, im gifting you a skin after the game. want to duo queue after?
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summon@earth AbdiFvxeg
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:39:32 No. 611100 Report So I shall work against my destiny !
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:40:25 No. 611107 Report Anonymous
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summon@earth Svdsgvgrevregvgre
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>>611107 i save u bb
>>611095 fo sho
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summon@earth Dvdgbf rthbthrb
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:42:13 No. 611129 Report BENIS-IS-BACK
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>>611107 OH NOES TRY AGAGIN
>>611111 CHECKED
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summon@earth Dfsvgrevfdsvrsgv
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>>611124 youre dead already
we are all dead
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:43:11 No. 611141 Report Quoted By:
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oh fuhh its enraged i didnt notice BEAST IS ENRAGED
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:44:07 No. 611152 Report Quoted By:
at least the leach was nerfed
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>>607141 nickname@FukAnime
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>>611155 You forgot to include the the omnirevive hit right beforehand
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>>611157 >tfw we are going to need the jew to save us ok jew we can play nice just dont try to steal my gold okay?
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:47:44 No. 611195 Report >>611155 you failed to capture the greatest greatness of it all !
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>>611155 >>611195 yeah, I saw I biffed it right when it posted
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Bards steal coins and only I can steal coins
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Reminder that the bard is at the current minimum difficulty for a boss
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>>611260 get a 69 pls
>im not aussie tho :^)
going back to yuropoor soon :DDD
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 12:59:31 No. 611340 Report >>611295 yeah, but maximum dificulty dude. hard time to beat that kind of dificulty dude
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:00:35 No. 611351 Report 6999999
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>>611340 there is also just 5 of of us and a jew who just came in lol
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:01:09 No. 611361 Report Quoted By:
gunna spam'n'go for it
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>>611351 does 69 work if you are dead?
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:01:32 No. 611367 Report Quoted By:
RIGHT NOW
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:01:55 No. 611377 Report Quoted By:
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>>611363 i dont know desu
try to get 00 nao
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>>611410 I kept resetting my captcha by accident by backspacing to fast
I think i woulda had it tho
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ok next to get is 69 at times like this i rly hate captcha
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>>611428 yeh it happens need more beeple trying at the same time
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>>611440 try to get magic numbers ok
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:08:10 No. 611451 Report >>611440 honestly just spam the avenges now and kill the thing
I want it dead
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>>611440 also
>ID >XX lewd id kek you should to to get the 69
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For fuck sake faggot a kike is doing a better job than you are. Get over yourselves
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:09:08 No. 611460 Report >>611440 >>611451 Did I mention you'll find a treasure once the beast slayed ? you are interested now, aren't you
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>>611340 The dumb fag can't spell difficulty and neither can you, so the command didn't register
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>>611451 make it end, run it down mid boys
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shit it will happen soon hopfully
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:11:00 No. 611491 Report >>611460 gems and stuff. some gold and clothing. maybe... weapons ? I don't know. haven't checked myself.
I won't give any advances. Not the mayor of that damned town where a fucking bard is making people kill themselves
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who wants to play a new one after?
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>>611477 Bruh, just spam that avenge damage
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>>611493 im going to sleep, I just want closer now
>>611477 kikeboi, this board moves so slow you can just time it so you will never roll low
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>>611500 fuck me
dead soldiers cant revive...
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OPLIKESTHROBBINGBARDCOCKINTHEINTESTINALAPPARAT ID:2sVOR+vQ Sat 20 May 2017 13:13:33 No. 611516 Report >>611493 nah. tomorrow surely at the same hours
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so not even one people to roll a new healer and then leave ?
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>>611516 oki im a lil tired anyway
this beast will neber dies
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>>611101 >>611103 >>611105 >>611107 >>611111 >>611113 >>611115 >>611121 >>611203 >>611319 >>611408 >>611491 I know that. But I dont want sissy faggot clothes or dragon dildos. I want to stop bardfags from stealing my money.
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>611554 try to roll 69 man cmon
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>>611649 I just want closer, kill it already
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>>611745 if he misses 69 im out
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>>611755 yeh me too at this point
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>>611788 board moves slow af, just time your posts and you got ez win
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summon@earth KAL VAS XEN YLEM
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summon@earth ebin
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summon@earth Do you love Jesus?
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>>611871 yes yes please finish this!!!!
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I CALL UPON THE HELP OF A GYPSY
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>>611943 THE LEGEND HAS ARRIVED
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>>611943 Taste my cotton faggot
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>>611959 keep poasting get a 69 for us pls
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>>611982 ROMANIAN DELICACY
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DRACULA IIS LIFE
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>>612029 i..its finally over... we can all go to bed now..
>tfw i had to call in my gypsy to defeat the beast Anonymous
>>612061 sweet dreams lad, oh and remember... fuck OP
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>>612076 sweetdreams buddy see you next time :D
fugg OP :D in his ANGUS :D!