>unzip pants
>pull dick out
>pee on urinal
>finish peeing, or so i think
>can feel a little a few drops of bee in there, but no matter how much I push it doesn't come out
>"oh, I guess it's just my imagination"
>zips pants with dick inside pants
>pee comes out just in that moment
>there's now a clearly visible stain of pee on my pants
>mfw