>>6086791I made the mistake of going to India with my girlfriend and her half-Indian friend. The memes are all fucking true (outside of the rich parts they try to pass off as normal to tourists). They can't drive for shit, it's noisy all the fucking time, it stinks, people piss and shit in public, there's skinny poor kids everywhere, and I'm pretty sure weird moustaches are a requirement of the state.
But, they're also fucking cowards. I left the girls alone for five minutes to go have a shit (they charge for toilet roll and you have to squat over a hole in the ground), came back and they had fuck loads of creepy guys around them (Indian posters, why do so many of you have wonky eyes?). One tries to get handsy so I just push him away, point in his face and call him a cunt, and they all fucking scatter. A few minutes later, they're back with whatever sticks and shit they could find but they didn't try anything, just kept watching us from a distance and would walk away if I walked towards them. Then a sunglasses cop turns up and just waves them off and they leave.
It's a fucking weird place, man.
