Fire up those cloacas. Are you a bug enough dude to roleplay as an bug with your friends on /bant/? Last number determines your insect 0- Slug (40HP)>Slow >Loves rain 1- Caterpillar (50HP)>Must roll dubs to become butterfly (100HP+ flight) >Eat leaves 2- Spider (80HP)>Makes a sticky web to trap enemies >Intricate spider cities >Poisonous (-5HP every post if Spider attacks you with an 8 or higher, for 10 posts) 3- Snail (90HP)> protective shell (takes half damage) >Pacifist (can't attack) 4- Bee (50HP)>Works well with others of its kind (+1 damage for every bee rolled) >Protect the queen at all costs (first bee is the queen, has 120 Hp) 5- Stickbug (90HP)>Long, like a stick >Looks like a stick >Blend in with shit 6- Ladybug (80HP)> he want's to fuck >Can fly >Bad at combat 7- Praying Mantis (100HP)>Deadly as fuck (1.5x damage rounded up) >At war with grasshoppers >Based on the Pokemon "Scyther" 8- Beetle (150HP)>Tank >Melee brute (+2 to damage rolls 8 or higher) 9- Grasshopper (90HP)>H-he's fast (attack twice per turn, roll twice for this) >Genocide the slugs >Sounds like a maraca Roll 5-9 to take a successful action 1-4 is failure and 0 it backfires Doubles is always a success, trips is mega-success Every 10 successes, level up (+10HP, +1 to damage rolls) To attack, reply to someone. Your last digit is the attack damage, if it's dubs then double the last number. Trips, triple the last number. Your goal is to be a successful bug, work with others of your kind, give each other quests and shit etc. enjoy Oh and LIGHT BLUE IDs are birds (190HP)>Double damage >Soulless creatures
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>608712 wtf is this
roll i guess
Anonymous
Praying Mantis (100HP)
Praying Mantis (100HP) ID:EQZDjYN9 Sat 20 May 2017 09:58:30 No. 608810 Report Quoted By:
>>608797 fuck yeah
imma find me some grass hoppers
Elephant Beetle (150/150) Lvl 1
Elephant Beetle (150/150) Lvl 1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 09:58:54 No. 608815 Report >>608797 I roll to stab you with my horn
Praying Mantis (0HP)
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Well that was fun. I hope next time I'm reborn as a bird
Praying Mantisu (150/150) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (150/150) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:01:24 No. 608844 Report >>608815 I attack beetle for the glory
Anonymous
Praying Mantisu (100/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (100/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:03:02 No. 608863 Report Anonymous
Beetle (150HP) lvl1
Anonymous
Elephant Beetle (138/150) Lvl 1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) Lvl 1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:06:03 No. 608894 Report Quoted By:
>>608863 FUCK YOU, roll for horn stab
Anonymous
Elephant Beetle (138/150) Lvl 1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) Lvl 1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:06:40 No. 608904 Report Quoted By:
>>608888 Holy shit
The God Beetle has arrived
Spidere Chan 80/80
>>608863 I roll to trap you in a web
Beetle (HP150)
Praying Mantisu (89/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (89/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:07:05 No. 608908 Report Anonymous
>>608712 Make me a snail with supierior shell tek
Beetle (150HP) lvl1
Quoted By:
>>608863 I must help my comrades
Anonymous
Quoted By:
rollin for species
Elephant Beetle (138/150) Lvl 1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) Lvl 1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:08:44 No. 608926 Report Quoted By:
>>608909 We must forge an alliance against the Mantii
Spidere Chan 80/80
Quoted By:
Rolling to start spider city for newfag spiders
Beetle (HP150)
>>608863 Get fucked, kill this faggit
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>608712 I became a butterfly last thread. Can I New Game+ this shit?
Praying Mantisu (84/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (84/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:10:03 No. 608943 Report >>608905 I think you have to make trap first before capturing someone.
Beetle (HP150)
Spidere Chan 80/80
>>608938 >NG+ This isn't Bug Souls you caterplebeian
Anonymous
Beetle (134HP) lvl1
Beetle (HP150)
Stick bugu-chan 90/90
Stick bugu-chan 90/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:11:12 No. 608956 Report >>608935 Shit nigga I gotta hide.
Praying Mantisu (83/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (83/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:11:54 No. 608961 Report >>608952 I WILL PREVAIL RETURN FIRE
Beetle (HP150)
Spidere Chan 80/80
>>608956 roll to attack this bitch
Beetle (HP150)
Beetle (134HP) lvl1
>>608961 Beetle masterrace mantis scum
Beetle (HP150)
Quoted By:
>>608971 I got this beetle bro
Spidere Chan 80/80
>>608967 Can we get a spider/beetle alliance here? Tanks and offensive bugs fighting together?
Stick bugu-chan 85/90
Stick bugu-chan 85/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:14:20 No. 608989 Report >>608963 Fuck you spider nigger, I'm gonna fuck you up.
Beetle (HP150)
Spidere Chan 80/80
Quoted By:
Rolling to start spiderweb for newfag spiders (again)
Praying Mantisu (76/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (76/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:15:47 No. 609005 Report >>608971 My ancestors are smiles apon me can you beetle scum imperials say the same? roll to attack
Spidere Chan 71/80
>>608989 Rolling to spin into web
Anonymous
>>609005 Kill this bitch
Horn attack!!
Beetle (HP150)
Quoted By:
>>609005 Get fucked, kill this goy
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:17:11 No. 609015 Report Beetle (126HP) lvl1
>>609005 Victory will be ours
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:17:37 No. 609019 Report >>608949 RIP. Guess I'm a beetle.
I scurry in to destroy the mantis scum and aid my beetle brother. Attacking
>>608943 Spidere Chan 71/80
Quoted By:
>>609005 rolling to poison this fucka
Beetle (HP150)
>>609015 What we do after we kill manti
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:18:17 No. 609024 Report Quoted By:
Stick bugu-chan 85/90
Stick bugu-chan 85/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:18:27 No. 609025 Report >>609006 Aw fug :-DDD I try and break free.
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:18:42 No. 609032 Report Quoted By:
>>609022 roll to build large structures
Beetle (HP150)
Spidere Chan 71/80
>>609025 shit, 5 means you break free
roll to attack
Beetle (HP150)
>>609041 Break alliance and kill spoder
Beetle (126HP) lvl1
>>609046 Oh fug
>>609041 Attacking spider
Spidere Chan 71/80
>>609046 don't betray your brethren
Praying Mantisu (44/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (44/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:21:59 No. 609057 Report >>609018 I will not go lightly into the night, attack.
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:22:00 No. 609058 Report Quoted By:
Stick bugu-chan 85/90
Stick bugu-chan 85/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:22:29 No. 609060 Report >>609041 You call that a attack? THIS is a attack!
Spidere Chan 63/80
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:22:41 No. 609063 Report Quoted By:
>>609057 HORN ATTACK, BEETLES REIGN SUPREME
Beetle (HP150)
>>609054 You're a spider, the niggers of the insect world
Beetle (HP150)
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:23:32 No. 609076 Report >>609046 >>609051 "The beetle god demands your death, Spidre Chan!"
Attacking
>>609054 Stick bugu-chan 84/90
Stick bugu-chan 84/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:23:36 No. 609077 Report Quoted By:
>>609060 Fug. Also forgot to add damage.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>608712 >Not including cockroaches Boy you really didn't think this through huh? :)
Spidere Chan 57/80
>>609061 FUCK I KEEP ROLLING 1s I PRAY TO FUCKING SPIDER JESUS I ATTACK
>>609066 Spidere Chan 57/80
Beetle (HP150)
Quoted By:
>>609076 I give you my blessings
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (138/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:25:29 No. 609092 Report >>609081 I SUPLEX YOU IN HALF
RAAAA
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:25:43 No. 609095 Report Quoted By:
>>609081 "Deus vult!"
I attack again.
Stick bugu-chan 84/90
Stick bugu-chan 84/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:25:49 No. 609096 Report Quoted By:
>>609081 There is no spider Jesus nigger. Have fun!
I roll to run away and hide.
Beetle (HP150)
Quoted By:
>>609081 Im the beetle god, i got quads on my first roll l, you cant defeat me, kill spoder
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
>>609057 Take this horn attack
Spidere Chan 52/80
>>609092 roll to attack again
GUYS I CAN FUCKING MAKE BUILDINGS FOR YOU AM I NOT USEFUL
Beetle (HP150)
Quoted By:
>>609105 >i am not useful we know
Praying Mantisu (39/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (39/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:27:59 No. 609120 Report >>609103 Not this time, Returning Fire!
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
>>609105 >making buildings out of shitty webs Beetle architecture is the best in the world
Attacking
Beetle (HP150)
>>609120 Hahahahahahahahaahh
Faggot btfo
Kill
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:29:09 No. 609132 Report >>609120 "Die mantis! Your time has come!"
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
>>609120 You failed senpai time for my counterattack
Spidere Chan 47/80
Quoted By:
>>609120 MANTIS we need to work together to defeat the supremacist beetles
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:29:28 No. 609139 Report BEETLE BRETHREN, ASSEMBLE!
REPLY TO ME TO COMBINE OUR ATTACK AND DO TRIPLE DAMAGE TO FINISH HIM OFF!
>>609120 Beetle (HP150)
Spidere Chan 47/80
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:30:28 No. 609148 Report >>609139 "BEHOLD THE POWER OF BEETLEKIND! RAGHHHHH!"
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
Spidere Chan 47/80
>>609150 get poisoned mate
rolling to attack again
Praying Mantisu (26/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (26/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:31:58 No. 609164 Report >>609131 >>609132 >>609134 THE GODS SLIME UPON MY FATE.
I will attack
>>609134 Beetle (HP150)
Stick bugu-chan 84/90
Stick bugu-chan 84/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:32:15 No. 609170 Report I just watch as this all happens, hoping the beetles don't notice me watching the carnage from afar, and if they do they are merciful.
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
>>609160 Not this time spidere
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:33:16 No. 609177 Report >>609139 >>609144 >>609148 Holy fuck it worked
SOMEONE DEAL THE FINAL BLOW HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH HP LEFT
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:33:22 No. 609180 Report >>609170 I notice and attack the stick bug in retribution for its cowardice.
Beetle (HP150)
Quoted By:
>>609164 See:
>>609166 You ded,kill again just to make sure
Spidere Chan 47/80
>>609170 HELP US MY INSECT BRETHREN
>>609172 rolling to trap in web
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
>>609164 We are gods chosen mantis have no place in our new world
Anonymous
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:34:44 No. 609197 Report >>609184 smack this sick fuck with my horn
Beetle (HP150)
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
Praying Mantisu (21/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (21/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:35:47 No. 609207 Report >>609177 like I will accept you just making your own rules faggot, the hell is wrong with you
>>609185 GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT
Stick bugu-chan 84/90
Stick bugu-chan 84/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:36:04 No. 609210 Report >>609180 We aren't all big retarded brutes like you fucking beetles.
I reluctantly help spidere-chan, even if he is a cunt for trying to kill me with the beetles help before.
Queen Bee (120HP)
Beetle (114HP) lvl1
>>609207 Take this
ORAORAORAORAORAORA
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:08 No. 609220 Report Quoted By:
>>609207 You took way more damage than that, you have 10HP left
11+ 8 + 10 is 29 faggot, read the rules and the species bonuses clearly
Spidere Chan 34/80
>>609197 rolling to escape up a tree
>>609210 also sorry I was blind to the corruption of the beetles
Beetle (HP150)
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:37:57 No. 609230 Report >>609210 "If you wish to live, you will have to kill me. Show me a stick big's spirit!"
I dive forward and gnash my pincers at my foe. Attacking.
Beetle (HP150)
Praying Mantisu (4/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (4/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:38:55 No. 609236 Report Beetle (HP150)
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:39:48 No. 609240 Report >>609226 >>609236 GET REKT FAGGOT
BEETLES ARE KING
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:06 No. 609244 Report >>609236 "lol fuck u man ur a lil bitch"
Rolling to roast mantis.
Spidere Chan 34/80
>>608712 OP, the heavenly bird, please come and bless me. You never specified what spider I am.
Google Goliath Birdeater for proof of the shit that is spiders
Beetle (104HP) lvl1
Quoted By:
Victory against the mantis is ours
>>609223 Attacking spider
Stick bugu-chan 84/90
Stick bugu-chan 84/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:40:53 No. 609257 Report >>609217 Help us queen bee-sama! Otherwise the nettles will march against you!
>>609230 Fine, let me show you how a someone of the stick bugu clan fights!
I try and dart around to his side, grabbing one of its legs with my teeth and try to rip it off.
Beetle (HP150)
Praying Mantisu (0/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (0/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:42:08 No. 609270 Report >>609240 You need to be less faggoty dude, the hell is wrong with you thinking you can create moves that make people attack more than twice without even the receiver post anything.
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:42:11 No. 609271 Report Quoted By:
>>609247 OP cant save you now, roll to crack your abdomen over my powerful horn
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [150 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:42:28 No. 609274 Report Quoted By:
>>609244 >tfw dubs I feast on the now dead mantis's flaming, burnt carcass.
Beetle (HP150)
>>609257 How dare you
Kill this faggot
Beetle (104HP) lvl1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1
Elephant Beetle (133/150) LVL1 ID:AJCq9sBu Sat 20 May 2017 10:43:41 No. 609291 Report >>609270 what are you talking about? read the rules you bitter mantis bitch, i did nothing outside of the gameplay rules as stated by OP
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:44:07 No. 609297 Report Quoted By:
>>609257 "N-Nani!"
I stumble back surprised before lunging forward and striking back.
Stick bugu-chan 73/90
Stick bugu-chan 73/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:45:28 No. 609308 Report >>609279 Only faggots I see are you fucking beetles.
I try and tear a piece of its armoured hide off.
Beetle (104HP) lvl1
>>609308 Such aggression will not be taken lightly you are a mere stick bug, take this ORA
Stick bugu-chan 55/90
Stick bugu-chan 55/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:47:08 No. 609321 Report >>609308 Forgot to calculate rest of damage.
Praying Mantisu (0/100) Lvl 1
Praying Mantisu (0/100) Lvl 1 ID:S+HHsF5E Sat 20 May 2017 10:47:44 No. 609327 Report Quoted By:
>>609291 You need to chill the fuck out. Don't be the faggot that always do faggotry to win shit.
The fuck is this thing
>BEETLE BRETHREN, ASSEMBLE! REPLY TO ME TO COMBINE OUR ATTACK AND DO TRIPLE DAMAGE TO FINISH HIM OFF!
C'mon dude, don't be a dick that invent shit out your ass.
Beetle (HP143)
>>609308 "Áaaww"
Scream in agony and call for allies help
Counter attack
Beetle (104HP) lvl2
>>609321 Calculate this beetle dick
Stick bugu-chan 49/90
Stick bugu-chan 49/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:48:54 No. 609337 Report >>609316 F...fuck you faggot.
I attack it's face, trying to tear out one of it's eyes.
Beetle (HP143)
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:49:21 No. 609340 Report Quoted By:
>>609332 "Do not falter! I stand beside you my brother!"
Attacking
>>609321 Beetle (HP143)
Beetle (HP140)
Beetle (107HP) lvl2
Stick bugu-chan 41/90
Stick bugu-chan 41/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:52:24 No. 609364 Report >>609350 Rollin to try and flip him on and start tearing into his stomach.
Stick bugu-chan 41/90
Stick bugu-chan 41/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:52:55 No. 609368 Report Quoted By:
Beetle (HP140)
>>609364 Rolling to break you in half
Beetle (HP139)
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 10:54:36 No. 609378 Report >>609364 "You fight valiantly! But can you hold out against our beetle assault?"
Attacking.
Stick bugu-chan 41/90
Stick bugu-chan 41/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 10:55:01 No. 609384 Report >>609370 The stick people will not go down without a fight!
I try to rip another leg off.
Beetle (HP139)
>>609384 DIE DIE DIE WHY WONT U DIE!!!!!!
Beetle (107HP) lvl2
>>609384 Deus vult, kek is on our side
Beetle (HP139)
Stick bugu-chan 17/90
Stick bugu-chan 17/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 11:00:30 No. 609442 Report >>609378 Gah! Lucky hit, but can you withstand this!
Using the last my strength, I grab
>>609378 and try and fling him into
>>609394 and >609398 damaging them all
Stick bugu-chan 17/90
Stick bugu-chan 17/90 ID:yGR4YB8/ Sat 20 May 2017 11:01:06 No. 609444 Report Beetle (107HP) lvl2
>>609444 Wasted dubs attacking
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1]
Beetle Knight [143 HP] [Level 1] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 11:03:52 No. 609469 Report >>609444 "This is your end!"
I go in for the kill.
"For a stick bug, you truly were a worthy foe..."
Anonymous
Anonymous
Stick bugu-chan 1/90
>>609469 >>609455 *coughing up blood*
So this is it huh?
Beetle (107HP) lvl2
>>609481 Time for the final blow
ORAORAORAORA
Anonymous
>>609481 you forgot
>>609477 you already dead
Anonymous
Beetle (107HP) lvl2
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>609528 imma start a new one
Stick bugu-chan 0/90
Quoted By:
>>609498 >>609489 >>609469 Then before I bleed to death, allow me to say it was a honour, and a privilege to fight against you three. You are mighty warriors, each of you, and have earned my respect.
Now I go, to the stick bug heaven, where there are plenty of trees for my kind to stand on and meditate.
Farewell valiant beetles. May good fortune smile upon you.
*YOU DIED*.
Anonymous
Beetle Knight [153 HP] [Level 2]
Beetle Knight [153 HP] [Level 2] ID:FW5KA3fM Sat 20 May 2017 11:11:07 No. 609582 Report Quoted By:
>>609528 "I realize now... I was foolish. We all were. We sought to slaughter all the other insects, but in our hubris, we forgot our place in nature. Now that we have split every last ounce of blood, there is no more blood to be split. What have we do---"
I notice the ladybug
>>609526 "Slaughter the non-beetle! Deus vult!"
Attacking.
Anonymous
Anonymous