It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular anons shuffle in
There's an oldfag sitting next to me
Makin' love to his gets and his sin

He says, "Son, can you play me a risk thread
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's fun and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When this was a better board though"

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum