*sip*
Oh did you just drink that?
You just drank a magical potion dumbass.
Oh well, it's probably nothing too bad, let's look at what bottle you took.
Note that all potions take ~15 mins to work.

Green: makes it so that all your senses are slightly wrong, like they've been tuned wrong.
Sight becomes slightly tilted, hearing always has a slight ringing in it, smell is never consistant and stuff that smelled nice yesterday might smell bad today, taste is intensified for bitter tastes and salt but everything else is dulled.
Teal: if you feel slightly cold or hot it feels like the extreme of those, chilly becomes freezing and warm becomes burning hot.
On the plus side you're also immune to actually being hurt by heat or cold.
Blue: get teleported to a random place on the earth
Use this to figure out where https://www.randomlists.com/random-country?qty=1&dup=false
Brown/black: travel in time to a random time back or forwards.
Use this to find out when https://www.randomlists.com/random-date?date1=0002-08-02&date2=3000-12-31&qty=1&dup=false
Pink: love potion, fall in love with the first person you see, that person also falls in love with you.
Purple: get hiccups that won't go away until you die.
Yellow: become more lucky
Orange: get the will to better yourself
Red: be filled with an insatiable bloodlust.
White: get a touch of divinity, become a bit better than everyone at everything.