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Anonymous ID:emGK4D2f Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:11:11 No.6092308 View View Reply Original Report

Stories from my time as a scout.
>be 10 y/o me
>go on an overnight cub campout
>has fun activites
>be one of the bad but popular kids in the group
>we had to bring something to put in a geocache
>devilish.jpg
>day of geocache comes
>geocache is passed onto me for the day ( last person who got it )
>whip out condoms and tampons
>fill it to the top
>scout master hides it
>in the morning, scout master is screaming at everyone
>turns out, the beavers ( thats canadian for a 6 year old scout ) found them and thought they were balloons
Got more. Wanna hear?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sYxpa73B Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:13:40 No.6092330 Report

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epic greentext man

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Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:46:43 No.6092562 Report

Quoted By: >>6092588 >>6092631

>be me
>scout, 12 y/o now
>another campout
>smuggled in booze
>we were all country and had nothing else to do
>beg scoutmaster to have our own tent
>he gives in
>pull out Sourpuss, Fireball, and Pabst
>pretty much on a mountain so we just throw our cans away
>have some mouthwash so scoutmaster can't smell it on our breath
>we start drinking the Sourpuss and Fireball after downing all the Pabst
>8 of us btw
>we get fucking shitfaced, and soon enough we almost drank everything
>kid walks to edge of mountain to dispose of the booze
>we all realize its a bad idea
>we all click at the same time and sprint out of the tent quietly
>the kid is wobbling near the mountain edge
>he slips
>another kid grabs him by the legs fucking swiftly
>saved his fucking life
>they stumbled backwards into scoutmasters tent
>got a suspension from scouts for two months along with a thorough bag check every trip
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:49:13 No.6092588 Report

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>>6092562
OP here, accidentally clicked off thread. fml

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:49:45 No.6092595 Report

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OP here, btw. accidentally clicked off thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qwwzXW+F Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:53:23 No.6092631 Report

Quoted By: >>6092642

>>6092562
>stumbled backwards into scoutmasters tent
>no molesting
Boring

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:54:37 No.6092642 Report

Quoted By: >>6092813

>>6092631
there was a molestation rumour if you want to hear it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EuzGW28L Sat 04 Aug 2018 21:57:30 No.6092675 Report

Quoted By: >>6092724 >>6092734 >>6095761

>>6092308
>be me
>be in swedish scouts, leaders of the taters
>steal panties of trans scouts
>burn panties and put up lgbt flag with a swastika
>make trans campers eat my cum
>trick trans campers out in woods and leave them there
>search party and angry parents
>laugh in their face tell them I hope their kids are dead
>kids found ;(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:02:12 No.6092724 Report

Quoted By: >>6092742

>>6092675
fuckin trans scouts

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Anonymous ID:Yt28FgeU Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:02:53 No.6092734 Report

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>>6092675
i remember being 11 too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EuzGW28L Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:03:37 No.6092742 Report

Quoted By: >>6095761

>>6092724
They hade to fill a trans quota and here hrt treatment can start at age 8

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qwwzXW+F Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:10:17 No.6092813 Report

Quoted By: >>6093385

>>6092642
Yes :3

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Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:20:52 No.6093024 Report

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>be 12 still
>recently allowed back
>parents had just got a new trailer and gave me their old toyhauler just for scouts
>had a secret buisness
>you see, being horny teens we needed to diddle
>my trailer had a kind of small room in the back
>pretty much hidden
>cut open pillow, hot glue zipper onto it
>stash it with porn mags,lotion,tissue, and a trash can
>kids would pay 10$ to ' take a break '
>20$ a night included a flashlight
>this would lead to what i call, The Scout Jerk Company
>scoutmaster heard a rumor
>searched my trailer
>found my pillow
>came back from hiking to find my trailer door wide open
>ran over to scoutmasters tent
>" SCOUTFAG! SOMEONE BROKE INT- "
>scoutmaster jacking off to my mags
>blackmailed him
Not joking. Want some more stories of The Scout Jerk Company?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:22:41 No.6093385 Report

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>>6092813
Molestation rumor
>had a temporary scout leader
>fucking disgusting creep
>got super mad at one of my friends
>asked him to come to talk to him
>friend came back with ruffled hair
>broke out crying and ran to his parents
>scoutfag ran off to his truck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S55p9mSA Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:31:29 No.6093723 Report

Quoted By: >>6093801

Please continue these are epic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hs3UWhXF Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:40:44 No.6093801 Report

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>>6093723
RARE POSTER

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YoJL3FL6 Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:43:55 No.6093832 Report

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>be scout
>get drunk and high on camping trips

Good shit desu senpai great times

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Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sat 04 Aug 2018 22:47:38 No.6093853 Report

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>since blackmailing scoutfag, i had more buisness ideas
>added weed and booze
>kid in scout troop has a very bad reaction to weed
>first time trying
>he takes a hit
>coughs
>five minutes in our whole troop are pissing themselves laughing
>kid is crying is joy because of shower
>while he was high he accidentally turned on the shower
>he was literally crying of joy
>after a while we calmed him down
>began explaining to us about how amazing showers were
>than he started yelling " SPACE MEN "
>one of my friends corrected him
> " You mean astronauts you dumb fuck? "
>kid turns around
>began violently punching him repeatdly in the face
>blood everywhere
>ripped him off
>from that day on we called him space man

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hs3UWhXF Sat 04 Aug 2018 23:17:23 No.6094151 Report

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bumpe if u have more pls send, just spam em so I don't have to write bumpe

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Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sun 05 Aug 2018 02:11:22 No.6095719 Report

Quoted By: >>6095804

OP here
>live in northern Alberta
>scout troop giving me lots of money
>scoutmaster can't do anything about it
>earned 200 dollars that trip
>and an tard just joined the troop
>fml.jpeg
>autist asks me whats in the backroom
>tell him a tv
>he runs into the room
>someone is inside
>retard looks at the mag while the scout is telling him to piss off
>the mag is black women
>retard looks delighted
>" CHOCOLATE WOMEN! "
>whut.laserdisc
>tard grabs the porno mag
>pulls down his pants
>starts fucking rubbing the mag on his dick
>all while yelling CHOCOLATE WOMEN
>he cums
>wait no
>he pisscums
>its a mix of tard piss and tard cum
>thank god it only went onto wall
>he thanks and leaves the trailer pants still off
>secretly threw the mag into the fire
>cleaned the walls like a mexican maid
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fDMIFH/5 Sun 05 Aug 2018 02:18:26 No.6095761 Report

Quoted By: >>6095778

>>6092675
>>6092742
...is this real? the US scouts was pressured into letting in fags, are we only a few years behind letting in trans abominations in too??

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cX67R7m+ Sun 05 Aug 2018 02:21:57 No.6095778 Report

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>>6095761
The one about hormones is real.. not the troop one lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rWeqS3o6 Sun 05 Aug 2018 02:25:52 No.6095804 Report

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>>6095719
You should work at an oil sands camp and start your business up again.

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Anonymous ID:fDMIFH/5 Sun 05 Aug 2018 02:28:43 No.6095816 Report

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OP, you are possibly the most based leaf I've ever seen.

I'm trying to think of anything I did in scouts that could even be worth greentexting....

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